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[Court Jesters Comedy @cjesterscomedy]

Someone cant read

times.

"Cadbury has used the word Easter in our marketing and communications for over 100 years and continue to do so with our new Easter product range. To claim anything otherwise is factually incorrect."

Hope you buy british gammon

[Make Britain Great Again @UK_Needs_Reform]

I'll never buy a Cadbury's chocolate again. Unbelievable, calling Easter eggs, gesture eggs. 😮😯😲

Would you buy gesture eggs instead of Easter eggs for your grand kiddies...?.. 🤔

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Not so nice when you're being trolled? Huh?

Leave the hard luck story until you disclose your income

[Cary @Bradpittkin]

Both my parents are dead .. Where do these nasty people come from ? 😐

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@Bradpittkin So it's not hard luck that she cared for a brain damaged husband and slowly watched him die, just because she has a decent paying career?

Says more about you than her.

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@danwootton You didnt decide... you were canned.

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@ItsJamesPowers @PippaCrerar Name the labour MP and the comparable offence

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Today I met Esther Ghey, whose daughter Brianna was murdered last year.

I am utterly in awe of her strength and bravery in the face of such unimaginable grief, as she campaigns to make sure no parent has to go through what she did.

Labour will work with campaigners and parents like Esther to ensure our children and young people have the mental health support they need. It’s what Brianna and her family deserve.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Even with Brianna Ghey’s mother in the public gallery, the PM can’t resist blowing the culture war dogwhistle. Is there no depth to which he will not sink? #PMQs

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The father of a murdered child is rightly calling on Rishi Sunak to apologise for comments he made today. It might be time for the Prime Minister to accept that he doesn't posses the qualities to fulfil his role or to not repeatedly embarrass himself in polite company.

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@MUFCDarren1 @JoeMaristela @SkyNews Then they'll pay proportionately less tax

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

.@simonclarkemp...
Simon Clarke - the lonesome Tory Cowboy of last week "we need a new Tory leader who believes in something or other"😂

& massively involved in the Teesside Freeport Scandal has blocked me

God these Tories are pathetic.
They really are

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@WindsorDebs Clearly you are bonkers.

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@AntiWhiteDeaths Apparently...

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@leeharris Err boris bikes anyone?

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@Leighddt @SkyNews Unless it's in cheese, raw milk, dirty swimming water, etc

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@photographerXA @SkyNews Oh bollocks

Its food poisoning.

Plain and simple

Only the paranoid sees everything as a conspiracy

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@silver918111 @SkyNews Clearly you have no idea how food poisoning works

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@ScottishRidire @SkyNews Read the story. Its e coli numb nuts

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@NadineDorries so based on form we can expect your last christmas post in 3 to 4 months when pressured to do so?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ They have my deepest sympathy. Cant be easy growing up knowing they share the same dna

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @LBC It only takes two seconds to apologise. Itll therefore take you over an hour for each and every apology you owe us, your constituency and country