Chris Gonzalez

Music/Lightsabers/Snowboarding CPP 2022 CBA

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

“You never realize you’re having the time of you’re life until you’re looking back on it.”
This is what you get when you show up to school as a Philosophy Minor

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

“What a freaking jumbo shrimp….”
“?? Juxtaposition?!”

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

“I have three feelings, sad, laugh, and cry” - Austin

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

Being the only man and only person under 30 in an 8:30am kickboxing class really just sums up my vibe as a person

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

I just came upon a sixty year old white lady with a pixie cut doing karaoke in her living room live on TikTok, this means I won TikTok right?

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

@yologoth Basket? Arson? And violence? 😮‍💨🥵😫

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

@yologoth I get a basket and arson? Sign me up

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

So much good soup, no spoon

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

I sit just tryna do my business, he walks in boots loudly smacking tile, the aggressive apple alarm sounds, and a door slams violently shut. I fear this may be the end.

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

My headphones died while I was working out. The same song was playing throughout the gym. This feels like a personal attack and idk why…

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

@DeniseYokota Same, aint nobody got me flowers

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

I’m just realizing I’ve friendzoned everyone whose ever had a crush on me since 9th grade... I mean it’s only 2 people...but we’re 2 for 2

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

My hope as a cashier is that every day at least one customer falls in love with me for the five minutes they’re at my register and a lingering moment thereafter only to forget about me forever...

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

@DeniseYokota I straight up didn’t sleep 🥸

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

I’m gonna hate myself at work in the morning 😎 #insomnia

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

My white cousin: “what’s black in Spanish? Blacko?”

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

@DeniseYokota Just buy a bunch of them, sell the ones that go up, keep the ones the go down and wait till they go up 📈

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

Yo who was gonna inform me that Latin Alternative hits real different than mainstream alt? #bops

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

I’m really gonna need my mon to stop telling her coworkers I only have two friends 🤦🏽‍♂️ #myparentsthinkimaloser

[Chris Gonzalez @cjg_04]

This semester has taught me that reading and comprehending instructions is not a skill you should assume everyone (or anyone for that matter) has. #groupprojectssuck