cj

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

gender is a performance and they’re yanking me offstage with a giant cane

[cj @cjgar42]

@latestinspace a countdown clock with no other information. the amount of panic that would ensue would be catastrophic to society as we know it

[north @northxix]

i’m not a car guy but i fw the trans mission

[cj @cjgar42]

the only serotonin my brain will accept right now is in the form of “drops of jupiter” by train

[cj @cjgar42]

just hopped a fence to impress a girl
(it worked)

[cj @cjgar42]

my manager has been calling me by a nickname but hasn’t told the company to give me another raise, let’s keep that energy more consistent aight?

[cj @cjgar42]

i feel like i could do the crate challenge so easily.. like i know i can’t, but i feel like i could

[cj @cjgar42]

stuck at work 2 hours after my shift was supposed to end,, the homophobia came early this pride month

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Again, what would you say if you saw this in any other country?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Discussing politics with family like

[alo @earthtoalo]

us?

☾

🔭𖨆♡𖨆

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Collegiate Quidditch is a full-contact sport 🤯😳

(via @billyquachfilms)

[cj @cjgar42]

@nyaasita u intimidate me😳🥵

[choyce @choycebrown]

i love women bro

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

idk who needs 2 hear this but i’m tired of the narrative that serial k!llers r these super charming charismatic and smart mfs when they rlly aren’t.

[kyle @kylelove2tweet]

ok now reduce your fraction