Celeste 🤍

live every day like Elle Woods when Warner told her she wasn’t smart enough for law school

[Celeste 🤍 @cjgiallanza]

Tony just chanted “chug chug chug” for me to finish my beer before getting on a ride in a Disney and that is quite honestly all I have ever wanted in a relationship

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Her: he’s probably out cheating

Me and the boys:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Josh Allen is the best

[Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL]

From Jennifer Carter, a teacher at Apalachee High School in Winder, Georgia.

What the hell are we doing?

[erin alyce @herooine]

sorry but i will never understand people being against free meals for kids in school. I do not give a shit if some families who can afford lunch get free lunch....feed the fucking kids.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

Autism rates have increased because we’ve become better at diagnosing it. It has nothing to do with vaccinations, you morons.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Ken getting nominated and not Barbie is honestly so fitting for a film about a man discovering the power of patriarchy in the Real World.

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

nobody:

my phone during a lake effect snowstorm:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Josh Allen is a FREAK

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[Buffalogo Co. @buffalogoco]

GO BILLS @dudewithsign

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

I don’t want to see him at practice.
I don’t want to see him playing.

I don’t want to see Von Miller wearing the same Bills logo my wife, my daughters, and the women in WNY wear ever again.
🦬

[Celeste 🤍 @cjgiallanza]

@gossipgirl @SchittsCreek @RealOneTreeHill

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me rewatching my comfort show for the millionth time

[Celeste 🤍 @cjgiallanza]

@Tony_Bones_15

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me after stressing my man out all day