CJ Goldman

Find me passed out on a porch

[CJ Goldman @cjgoldmann]

Call your mom. Call your dad too, he misses you just as much. Tell your friends you love them. Stay positive and live everyday to its fullest.

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

Your first look at #ProjectHailMary. Trailer launches Monday.

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

What surviving the great SF Tsunami taught me about B2B sales 🧵

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

listening to vampire weekend

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Jim Harbaugh is leaving Michigan to accept the head coaching job with the Los Angeles Chargers, sources tell ESPN.

The Chargers get their man while the national champions now have a head-coach opening.

[CJ Goldman @cjgoldmann]

THATS MY COACH

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

don't be a d*ck, repost to #probowlvote for cameron dicker

[CJ Goldman @cjgoldmann]

The national nightmare is finally over

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

we have parted ways with Head Coach Brandon Staley and General Manager Tom Telesco

[Owen Tooelve @owentooelve]

duck fans turning on the beav/washington game.

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

USC has dismissed defensive coordinator Alex Grinch, sources tell @YahooSports.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

mooondayyy niteeee

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you.
— Andrew