Carly J Hallman

Writer. Black List 2021. Books YEAR OF THE GOOSE from @unnamedpress and A FAREWELL TO WALMART from @LittleABooks, alum @cssdlondon and @stedwardsu

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

@TristanHallman Never heard of this! Could laughter be the best medicine?!

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@TristanHallman They should do a 'ladies night' promotion at gyms to get more ladies in and even out the ratio.

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@TristanHallman you're gonna get piled upon by nerds

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

Pulitzer Prize material.

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@Patriccost Sorry, no, wasn't me! I think there's another Carly Hallman who also writes.

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

It's surprising how much of parenting is making up games that allow you to rest. Mommy's Magazines: in which I read mags in bed and my daughter hits and crumples the pages. Or my husband's version of Peekaboo where he pretends to sleep and occasionally opens his eyes & shouts.

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

@Patriccost Hmm, not to my knowledge... what article are you referring to?

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@OliviaTSmith @simonschuster @unnamedpress @DanaCanedy @Tim_OConnell Congratulations, Olivia! That's amazing news!

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

@jelliefishyy lol don't do it!!!

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

@FarokhSoltani If only I could remember my own passwords so I could steal them from myself...

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

sent an email to myself and gmail marked it as a potential phishing attempt and now I'm in an existential spiral send help

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

Always the best.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Love when a book has a middle section that’s just like 15 pages of pictures. Hell yeah, give my brain a break. Time to look at some black and white photos

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

A similar thing happened to me today too. I might never recover from this. :-(

[Brendan Savage @BrendanSavageNY]

Wordle 243 X/6

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Nobody talk to me for 24 hours. I can’t believe this

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

@TristanHallman Scams are the only people who ever call me :-(

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@JenLouiseWilson She was a Fulbright scholar in Nanjing, China when he was a child as well! https://t.co/iskQWhsUf7

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

This is a great thread. And very true!

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

also same

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ll be like “I’m so stressed I’m in hell” and it’s just about an email

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

haha same

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

The Lost Daughter is a beautifully made and important film that made me want to dye my hair black and fight with my husband on a beach

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

Sunset today is 4:05 p.m. We have finally moved out of the threes!!! (Trying to celebrate more small things, and also trying to get back into Twitter this year.)

[Carly J Hallman @cjhallman]

Also incredibly humbled! Every screenwriter's dream! Thank you so much for your hard work, @DanielJSeco and @Eppich1