cj :p

libra sun, libra moon, sag rising || he/they/she

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

face down, booty up, timber

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"Don't be sorry. Be fierce."

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

I don’t want to hear anybody complain about companies going minimalist ever again after this

[brycey @gngbryce]

bf and i are laying in bed, and all of a sudden he starts announcing the list of grammys that lady gaga has won like oh okay baby

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

finding out all my classmates think i’m the best actor in our class gave me an ego boost that i did not need

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Before we looksmax we have to personality bare minimum

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

didn’t get chosen for ariana grande tickets i think this is the end of the line for me

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

born to fight in instagram comment sections about the texas senate democratic primary, forced to maintain a public image

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

i feel like i just lived a porno plot without the porn

[W @williamodka]

NINI COCO LOOK ALIKE CONTEST IN MY APARTMENT TONIGHT!!! #DragRace

[Leila⋆˙⟡ @hudsonsbigtits]

My friend that's not even on stranger things twitter:/

[bunny @fadedbunny]

forgot i ate an edible and just took a blinker

[RATGIRL☣︎ //comms close @ratasucia4ever]

I miss when everyone was woke I'm tired of this nazi bitches

[Jae @Real_jaeflex]

If you cheat on me and I forgive and take you back you need to be up worrying every night.

[dæ @genevievesadae]

all y’all mfs psychoanalyzed this season so damn hard i wish yall would have just sat back, watched, and enjoyed like regular people. y’all turned love island into stan war island and that’s wtf ruined the season all y’all need to take accountability for y’all psychosis.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’:

“I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy. I'm at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it's, like, Grindr, and someone else is like, 'I'm at the same restaurant. Do you want a b****** in the bathroom?' And you're like, 'Hey, guys. I'll be back in five minutes.’ Okay, this could work. This could work. Yeah. Let’s try this.' I remember I started making out with him, and I just remember being like, God! Beards! Oh I get why women like it when you shave! Like, this thing is f****** rough. Like, how do I get in there? I put my arms around him and I was like, ‘Oh my God! And these shoulders are so wide! He’s so big! He’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.' It did physically for me absolutely nothing. Nothing, like, not even a twitch. He reached for my d*** and I responded, ‘You’re not going to touch my flaccid p****. Like, this is not going to happen.’”

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

bros not even hiding it anymore

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, and all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!"
–President Donald J. Trump

[chris @chrsvhtn]

@PopBase She is skinny unlike trump who is fat

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

@shadyjensen this and therapy

[cj :p @cjheiskell]

mentally preparing for all the beer i’ll have to drink in the uk☹️