Jay

Don’t use plastic straws

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.

[Th0r @Thzer0r]

outrage as a substitute for action is its own despicable form of cowardice

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

my goals are deeper than designer & clubs, i want my girl on acres runnin around butt naked

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Relationship discourse always prove a lot of women do not understand men at all

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

don’t waste ur best years being fat

[sofian 🦤 @frutiger_sof]

thousands of pages of them calling us subservient cattle and you still get distracted by their flashy celebrity award shows, idk maybe they were right

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

to anybody feeling sad or bad, i just want let you know i feel good

[Lumen @LumenX_]

God will literally sit you down and break you to humble you, then will isolate you to build you. Then give you back everything 10x to prove to you He’s real and everything is for a reason. Keep your trust in Him.

[solé @layxsnv]

saw an old friend today. humongous.

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

Guys guys guys,

Everybody calm down,

She was only trying to run over ice agents, it’s not like she was doing something crazy like speaking freely on a Utah college campus.

[🦢 @meishato]

when the devil can’t reach you, he sends a girl whose name has 2 A’s and ends in the “ah” sound

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[poppa @popitforpoppa]

if they’re called leggings why your stomach in there

[Highest IQ Man @yhbryankimiq]

As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[MyFitnessFeelings @fitnessfeelingz]

America sucks. I’m moving to Singapore. But I refuse to assimilate in any way & maybe I’ll try to burn down large swathes of the city while waving a US flag. That will be fine, right?

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

If you've ever done lawn work you wouldn't be askin this fr

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Worth the wait. #themasters