Carley Jean

insert song lyric here ♡

[Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite]

"No one respects women more than me." -Trump
"Such a nasty woman." -Trump less than 90 minutes later #debatenight

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

Trump is doing really well tonight amongst middle-aged white men who wear two hats at the same time #debatenight

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

I haven't heard one single intelligent thing come out of trumps mouth #DebateNight

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

@PrincessProbz Who will win the final competition for the tightest pants in all bachelorette land ??#TheBachelorette

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

Wow could they seriously milk this Chad thing any more #TheBachelorette

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

@PrincessProbz this was my exact text 1 second ago!

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

Luke is a Unicorn #TheBachelorette @PrincessProbz

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

Was jojo trying to beetle juice the Rodgers family! If she said his name enough he would appear?? Aaron, aaron, Aaron @PrincessProbz

[Dierks Bentley @DierksBentley]

little calm before the crazy. getting lost on some wisconsin farm roads. #sunset #jeep #countryusa

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

Be grateful for everyday and make sure the last thing you say to your loved ones is just that! #MoreLoveLessHate

[Imagine Dragons @Imaginedragons]

giving blood for the beautiful people in Orlando. go donate! Xxdr

[Greg Laswell @GregLaswell]

THIS JUST IN: @pandora_radio is streaming my new record a week early! Listen here: https://t.co/9qiIJbT1ft

[Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor]

Song of the Day: Sam Beam (a.k.a. Iron & Wine) and Jesca Hoop "Every Songbird Says" https://t.co/dzoJkaj3OU #songoftheday

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

When you go from super excited for a finale to super sad that it was AMAZING and you have no date of return #MercyStreetPBS

[Brett Eldredge @bretteldredge]

my dream: I was in a smiling contest w/ Pitbull but my teeth fell out so I used magic dentures made by Gandalf from lord of the rings..I won

[Rob Demovsky @RobDemovsky]

As I settle in to write more about Mike McCarthy taking back play-calling duties, the tarp is still on Lambeau Field

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

😍😍😍Thomas Rhett on #jimmykimmel worth the late night!!

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

@bretteldredge what is your favorite artist of all time?

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

American Gothic reimagined! #TheBachelor

[Carley Jean @cjlutz87]

I wonder how many times they can play she thinks my tractors sexy this season #TheBachelor