batshitconnor

The kind of person that tries to stick out by saying we are all the same... and the predictably unpredictable type. irony is my game.

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

9gag's video https://t.co/DckH7vgEA9 de bass man #chubsubs

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

Trump is probably orange cuz he eats a lot of carrots.. it's true .. there's many studies on it #healthy #america

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

Each day we move further from God's light #food #wtf #funny

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#PleaseDontAssumeThat all those plastic bags in hoarding are actually gonna get used

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#baddietingtips murder someone every time you cheat on your diet! its a great way to burn calories

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#TrumpTeachesHistory Columbus did not give the Native Americans small pox blankets, it was god pushinging them for being socialists

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

Chest hair cheetah #fritolay #cheetos #chiperfection

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

Why do gift cards exist? #serious #question

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

If you hear crazy train over the loudspeaker of your subway car you should probably get off
#funny #BLACKSABBATH #crazytrain #warning

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

im not saying we MAKE everyone at #fyrefestival kill each other...but maybe these #HungerGames comparisons have something going here...

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

how long until we hear #fyrefestival kids comparing themselves to jews during the holocaust?

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

Pro tip: the easiest way to get out of #fyrefestival is to be voted off the island

[Mashable @mashable]

It's a nap gym. A NAP GYM

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

Bleeding hearts are hungry bushes.. I find that metaphorically sound #plant #observation

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#ClickBaitaSong he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but what he does look look like will SHOCK YOU

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

@care_animal_IL Wikki. Do you find other cats try trot in front of you while you walk? Lol

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#ClickbaitASong they entered the jungle and you won't BELIEVE what they found!

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#ClickbaitASong once you meet Jessie's girl you'll want FREAK OUT

[Alexandra @OneTuffPuff]

#ClickbaitASong where this stairway goes will SHOCK you!

[batshitconnor @cjmumbled]

She's a wonderful cat but I'm thinking a fox might have gotten her recently. She hasn't been home in a while