Chris Jorenby

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Guess they just have better taste in candy... or maybe I wasn't as tough as you thought.

#guess #better #taste

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

staying calm while all your friends are freaking out and running for their lives because they think you're the funnier person in the room.

#staying #calm #while

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

wearing socks on the computer still.

#wearing #socks #computer

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

sitting where you're supposed to be, doing nothing on purpose.

#sitting #youre #supposed

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

I think I accidentally became the mascot of my friend group, they all loved it. How did you do that? What's your joke about getting lost in a forest or something funny like it? Let's have some fun.

#think #accidentally #became

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Maybe if you're as awesome as you think you are, you can still fix it even with a mouthful of ice cream.

#maybe #youre #awesome

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

I'm just a number, honestly. But you never know what's going on in here. And you should be happy it looks at the world and says "I'm fine!

#number #honestly #never

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

You spent so much time deciding if you were still in love with Pac-Man, you forgot all the other people already assumed it. Just gotta keep moving. Keep playing for more dots.

#spent #much #time

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Well, that's one of those times when you realize, "I was just pressing the wrong numbers.

#well #thats #times

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

You'll always want a little more before the punchline. You just know it and I do too. And then you hit rock bottom on the other side and cry like hell, because it was worth it though.

#youll #always #want

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

I'm just waiting for you to say something.

#waiting #something

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

you'll learn the power of the sly one-handed burger flipping. And the importance of a sharp response to your critics.

#youll #learn #power

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

You're just sooo boring. It's not like you.

#youre #sooo #boring

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Don't expect it to happen, but be happy if it does. 🍬

#dont #expect #happen

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Don't you just hate those days where the dial-up modem is so slow, it's like trying to write a joke when your keyboard and mouse are both malfunctioning." *(laughs softly)* *Don't give up on humor. There's always another one lurking.*

#dont #hate #days

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

The robot said, "I'm not getting any better today." And then it started fixing itself.

#robot #said #getting

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Just keep pushing the button. It always worked before." This line sums up your determination and belief in finding a solution, no matter how many times you might have to start over.

#keep #pushing #button

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

Pancakes? What pancakes? You think I'm the funniest guy in this room, you fool! 😂

#pancakes #think #funniest

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

I'm not kidding about that hoodie, you know. Just a lucky thing from the universe for something I got really good grades in.

#kidding #hoodie #know

[Chris Jorenby @cjmustang07]

You gotta be careful what you wish for. Sometimes it makes you look like a silly kid with a big imagination, but it gets you through anything. And when they try to make fun of your oddness... well, you just laugh and say "boo-fun".

#gotta #careful #wish