Cj Nichols

Second grade teacher | Hope College Alum | Retired cheerleader | Reptile lady | wannabe painter | Mrs. Oscar Tango @thisisdnichols

[Cj Nichols @cjnich519]

To the girl at the gym who still has sleep lines on her face:

I feel you.

[DrLupo @DrLupo]

Sometimes I like to fill my bathtub with Skittles and pretend I am Godzilla in a ballpit.

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#SAFTB

[Paula Skaggs @paulaskaggs]

*~*Some personal news*~*

I was mistakenly invited to speak at a conference for dentists (I am not a dentist), and now I can’t stop sending them proposals for my talk.

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My sister is a straight savage

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Him: come over
Her: I can’t
Him: I have a stable job and a 401k
Her:

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The first shower you take in your own bathroom after a vacation hits different

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LOL and now we arrive in Chicago over an hour late and there’s a plane parked in our gate so we have to sit here and wait even more. Never flying @AmericanAir again. Ridiculous.

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My honeymoon would have been flawless if @AmericanAir didn’t have the worst service and planes in history.

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They said the push back crew is doing a shift change so we have been sitting on the plane for a damn hour waiting for their employees to clock in. Are you serious @AmericanAir ?

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Considering abandoning my life and living on this cruise ship forever #honeymoon

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My incredible 93 year old grandfather became ill the day before our wedding and wasn’t able to make it, so the day before our honeymoon we brought the wedding to him. 💕

[Alie Ward @alieward]

How can I get these plates from @Macys banned in all 50 states

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@DrLupo gave my husband @thisisdnichols some amazing marriage advice on his stream last night and I am now a fan.

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#NewProfilePic #nicholsandthedime

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We just got into our Uber and our driver announced “welcome to sing along Saturday with Tom” so I’m in for a wild night.

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It may be summer, but I still think about these writings my students did in their first google docs. @WeAreTeachers

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@ActuallyMaxton Sky puppies

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*at McDonalds*
@GracieSmith6857 : what’s on a McGriddle?
Me: the buns are pancakes filled with syrup
Gracie: why...the fuck... didn’t you tell me that sooner.