CJ

Physical Therapist, NJ/UT/CA hybrid, lover of life (the cereal). he/him

[CJ @cjoelsmalley]

I have exactly four moods…

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[Renee @PettyLupone]

New gif for when Repubs lose elections!

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

My mayor’s neoliberal
My bagel is dry
Lakers are mid
Clippers don’t even try

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yep, you lost. You're officially a loser. Go be a loser somewhere else, loser.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Dame Brian Moylan @BrianJMoylan]

Angie K is not some random woman
https://t.co/YnooUpIARw

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

how are you still straight at 25. grow up

[Natism @Natism]

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

"i miss her" and she's literally a football stadium 🥲

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

Ran through is such a vile way to put it I was loved by many

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

[Music, Fashion, Film, and also Alexis @miss_flawIess]

Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them