Chris Johnson

i am a nerd.

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[Chris Johnson @cjohnson481]

@RepTenney As a reminder, Donald Trump was President when PPP loans went out during Covid. You and your business got $1.69 million that you did not pay back. Additionally, you’ve worked 87 days this year, so spare your constituents the cries of fraud when you’ve gotten paid to do nothing.

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@GregAbbott_TX No separation of church and state, eh? Can’t wait for this to get overturned in the courts.

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@tedcruz And you, by your own rules saying that Senators should be born in the US, should not be a Senator. You suck at representing your state.

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@RepOgles @AGPamBondi Yo, are the Klan Parties at your house on Friday nights or do you have a special spot you all congregate at?

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@StephenM Check your voicemail. The dry cleaner called to tell you your Klan hood and cape are ready to be picked up.

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“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.” - Mark Twain

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@PressSec @TerryMoran @ABC I can’t wait until he sues you and this administration for the constant attack of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press. How many times did your beloved Fox News say the same things about Democrats and there was no outrage? Spare the country your fakeness.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with ABC News reporter Terry Moran against Stephen Miller!

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@StephenM You’re the biggest snowflake out there. You got called out, whined about it, and then had someone else “take care” of the problem. My 11 year old daughter has more guts than you.

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@charliekirk11 Says the guy who dropped out of community college…

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@paramountplus this week’s episode of Tracker on the app has SAP enabled with no way to turn off. Any way to fix? I’ve tried toggling on and off, but doesn’t correct it.

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@eavoss for your Bad Batch breakdown, directing you to 35:43 in the episode. maybe someone didn’t die after all…

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@eavoss so we gotta talk about the Nightsister caskets in the finale. If you count them in the last shot, there are approximately 6,200 of them. (Yes, I counted and did math.) That’s a MASSIVE number and also explains why it took them so long to load them in to the Chimera.

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@dogdog highest health blood gem?

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@dogdog how’s this for a BGs high roll? T1 Shell Collector. T2 Coin -> Hero Power Freeze. T3 - Faceless on First Mate into Rendle. Picked up Golden Rendle and Hero Power + Level every turn. Spicy Pretzel Mustard + 28 triples.

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@JoannaStern Lack of content moderation like what happened with Parler?

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@rich_scalise @GovKathyHochul @SenSchumer Maybe you should get on the phone to the Rs in NY and at the federal level who continue to block reasonable legislation that would help curb inflation and tax the record profits that businesses are raking in. Rs just care about Drag Shows and not the American people.

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@mattcassinelli is there a native way to trigger an iOS shortcut based on a calendar event? Example: create a new Apple note from a template when calendar event contains “sample text”.

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Sitting over here in the Apple Watch Ultra waiting room. Come on UPS, let’s get this delivery going.

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@mattcassinelli Can we get it with Apple Music first? I’m playing a playlist on my iPhone, now I sit at my desk. Switch it to my MacBook. Or I’m working out listening to it on my Apple TV and now I go outside for a run. Don’t make me find the playlist and song again.