Clinton Johnson, PhD

I'm that one person you know who does chemistry things you don't know and writes things you never read and some call me Dr. J.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Win $1000 for your family … I’ll pick one random winner who Retweets… #FamilyFeudTeamMarcus

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Next weekend I’ll give away signed hardcovers of CHASING THE BOOGEYMAN to five random winners. Just Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Keep lying Kevin! Keep trying to ruin democracy, at least you won’t be voted out of the speakership so I’m sure that will be worth it for your sorry shell of human being.

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

@Shudder I couldn’t be more excited about this! 🏳️‍🌈

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

The Babadok! Let’s start Pride month early! #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

@therealjoebob’s nacho story made less sense then the plot to #DontPanic ….maybe a chart would of helped? #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

I think we all know that he was buried in his Dino pjs and the viewing was a pj party! #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

I’ll come help talk about nuclear fussion next week! @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

“Do you believe in Satan?” 😂 I hope that’s Tony’s catchphrase #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Nothing to see here, no dead body in the back seat #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

@ashleylynch

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

I like how the pjs are used as the last thing he was wearing for the police report 😂 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

@Shudder Can it count as a college credit?

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Security guard got the memo that it’s Sunglass day! @kinky_horror @therealjoebob #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Does he wash the dinosaur pjs or does he have a closet full? I hope it’s a closet full! #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Okay, got excited for a second that @kinky_horror and @therealjoebob was coming back already with the tv static but nope just a death warning…..and on sunglass day. #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Was anyone else expecting him to break out into a sad song while holding the single red rose? #BeautyandtheBeast vibes #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

“Those French become French Fries”……mmmmmm French fries #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

Would a Mariachi Band following them around of been better? Of course it would have!! #TheLastDriveIn

[Clinton Johnson, PhD @cjohnson70]

May those balloons carry their love while we listen to some customer service music #TheLastDriveIn