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[Chege @cjohul]

@daktari1 @stefanswartpet @Amref_Worldwide @UHC2030 @CSOs4UHC Quote of the year. HEALTH IS MADE AT HOME, HOSPITALS ARE GARAGES FOR REPAIR

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

It has come to pass!
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[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

[Chege @cjohul]

This #NairobiHospitalCrisis is happening in the first term and when they should be humble asking for a second term.

What if they get a 2 term

Sema majonzi

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

"My government has entered into a PPP to build a big roof over Nairobi to avoid flooding whenever it rains"

[Dr Andrew Suleh MD @andrewsuleh]

The work of private health insurance scheme is to pay bills not regulation of the practice of medicine

[Brian Mutiga @brian_mutiga]

William Ruto has ways to settle gradges,

David Ndii called him incompetent, illiterate & accused him of buying his PhD.

Ruto appointed him as his adviser & job he terribly failed at.

He has taken him to KQ & I'm sure Ndii won't be able turn it around.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

On LSK elections there was need to revenge. We cannot leave earthly matters of revenge to God. That must be done by us on Earth and during our lifetime. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We pay back.

[#SisiNdoSifuna @PeratoN_Senior]

Algorithm ikikuletea hii just retweet and spread the gospel, #RutoMustGo by all means possible.
Na ikiwezekana #RutoMustGoNow

[Chege @cjohul]

@Norma5387953815 366

[African RABBI @OneJacobKelly]

Hon. MOSES KURIA,

WITH all due respect, SIR.

It’s obvious you were ITCHING to JUMP into the SOMALI DEBATE, mainly as a BACKDOOR WAY of taking a SWIPE at H.E. @rigathi GACHAGUA. Fair enough, politics is politics.

But in the process, you’ve only MANGED to put YOUR OWN IGNORANCE on FULL DISPLAY.

You made a claim that cannot be anchored in ANY KNOWN SCIENTIFIC or ECONOMIC DOCTRINE. None. Zero.

You’ve pulled a CLASSIC @NdindiNyoro on prime time TV move: "TALK CONFIDENTLY, say PLENTY, but COMMUNICATE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, banking on the fact that MOST KENYANS (@citizentvkenya hosts included) WON’T INTERROGATE the LOGIC.

Now, you WORKED at STANDARD CHARTERED BANK. Even if we assume, CHARITABLY, that MERIT was OPTIONAL in YOUR HIRING, one would expect you to have ABSORBED basic FINANCE JUST by EXPERIENCE. After all, President @WilliamsRuto STUDIED PLANTS but perfected the art of HANDLING & TWISTING HUMANS through EXPERIENCE.

You, on the other hand, SOLD LOANS but clearly never CROSS-SOLD FOREX products. Hence this KINDERGARTEN LEVEL UNDERSTANDING of FOREIGN EXCHANGE.

So instead of offering you free REMEDIAL CLASSES (without paying tuition fees), let’s SHUT THIS DOWN with one SIMPLE FACT:

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"CURRENCY DEVALUATION may be DRIVEN by MANY VARIABLES, but MONEY LAUNDERING INFLOWS that do not pass through official INTERNATIONAL SWIFT CHANNELS are CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF THEM."
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KES APPRECIATES or DEPRECIATES against the USD based on DOLLAR DEMAND and SUPPLY. And since most Kenyans AREN’T MONEY LAUNDERERS, we’re understandably UNAWARE of this imaginary “MONEY LAUNDERING VARIABLE” in FX markets.

To suggest that MONEY LAUNDERING STABILIZED our currency is RECKLESS and DANGEROUS, especially coming from someone who claims to be PATRIOTIC.

And since you WERE in government between JANUARY and APRIL 2024, maybe enlighten us:

"WHICH SPECIFIC MONEY LAUNDERING ACTIVITIES STABILIZED THE SHILLING FROM 165 to 130?"

ACHA KUTUDHARAU, BUANA.

Fight @Rigathi GACHAGUA if you must, but do it with LOGIC and a CLEAR HEAD, not an INTOXICATED HEAD.

[Chege @cjohul]

@HonMoses_Kuria We have known you for being a last minute mover, this time someone has asked you to wade in the waters like a restless spirit and break the riverbeds until the clear water forgets itself. Kwani huyu kasongo anapea watu brufen

[Chege @cjohul]

@hon_wamuchomba Mathee utuguithagia na kanua weriire i

[Chege @cjohul]

@hrswatisharma Send

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

President William Ruto will be very nice and gentle between now and 2027. But in 2028 he will be very dangerous. The truth about the economy will come out around that time. It will flash before our eyes that our shilling exchange was not ksh130 against the dollar, it was being artificially managed.
We will realize that our debt is far beyond 14 trillion and not 12 trillion because new debt was being hidden from the books. The true picture of the collapse of our economy and privatization of national assets will become clear.
At that time you will try to rise in protest but he will be ready and waiting this time with nothing to lose.
Unfortunately we will still elect poor quality MPs judging by the forerunning candidates in the current by elections.

We lost an opportunity to change our country and will pay dearly in the future. We will be very lucky if he hands over power in 2032. Extremely lucky.

These formerly corrupt individuals who are now in the opposition will do a handshake deal with Ruto in 2028. Watch and see.
Unfortunately majority of the voters are illiterate. Even if you explain this to them they are still loyal to their tribes even with zero benefit.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

15 years, 308 days 👶

#UCL

[Bonnie Mwangi, CPA, LLM, MBA @MwangiBonnie]

Every Kenyan should save these two attachments and understand what they mean.

(1) In the last 5 years, our country has borrowed at least 40% of the amount we spend annually. At least.

(2) Kenyans are heavily taxed, and generally get very little in return from the government. They pay taxes directly, and then, they are denied services at the hospital because a corrupt government has entered into a shamefully corrupt agreement, struck at midnight, with corrupt tenderprenuers and shadowy organizations, and, at the county level, their county government has used almost all the money on itself.

When citizens attend private hospitals and schools, given the shambolic state of critical services, that’s another tax.

(3) We may not know much about the future. But this much is without a doubt: there will be pain. Lots of pain.

Consider this.

Given the greed and corruption that has led us to owing just about KSH 12 trillion today, for every shilling we make this year, 75% is spoken for. That’s for debt service.

Remember the salaries that are eating up 50% of our revenue? That is separate.

It means that we are walking towards hell. And fast!

We are borrowing to eat out. To go to the movies. To drink the fancier scotch.

Not to develop the country. Or improve healthcare services.

Not to equip young Kenyans with skills.

When China and the US are spending heavily on artificial intelligence, our corrupt politicians are having meetings in Dubai, spending fortunes to learn ‘leadership skills’. Never mind that a few months ago on the campaign trail, they told you in so many condescending words that they are like Albert Einstein.

Our ‘leaders’ are burning millions to head to Dubai to learn about ‘poverty alleviation’.

You think am kidding? Ask @GideonMungaroM and he will confirm it for you.

How many successful countries, or even companies, do you know that devote 50% of all revenues on salaries for 2% of the relevant population?

There are 20 million Kenyans aged between 18-34. Many of them are unemployed. 67%!

It is the reason our tax revenues have stagnated. You can only tax those working so much until the dam breaks.

But instead of focusing the little money we have on this aged group so that in 2035, we will have taxpayers to pay for critical infrastructure and services, we would much rather pay a Governor 150 times the income earned by the average citizen.

And we would much rather build a church at @StateHouseKenya at the cost of KSH 1.2 billion, to atone for a corruption deal in which Kenyans lost KSH 111 billion!

That is who we are.

I keep telling you that when a large enough number of Kenyans conclude that there is no material difference between their own government and the average thug on the street, our country will be a failed state. Another Haiti. Or Somalia.

You have to ask yourself how far we are from this.

(4) There is no relief in sight. Without significant changes. In terms of who is making decisions about our finances. And big changes about the cost of government.

@MoGAbdi @MigunaMiguna @LavaniMila @ReubenKigame @PropesaTV @fit_ermined @EricLatiff

[Chege @cjohul]

Carefully examine this!

After learning of Baba's fate, he signed those legislations into law.

This individual was supposed to lament the mystery

The speed and convenience with which he used the word "remains" in his sentence.

We mourn differently

Rip Raila Odinga

[🅰🅵🆈🅰🅲🅴🅽🆃🆁🅴🅲🆁🅴🆆🇰🇪 @AfyaCentreCrew]

This is tge reason many manufacturers have closed shops in Kenya and fled to neighbouring countries.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

In the same UK and US you wouldn't be sitting as a CS without an explanation of your primitive accumulation of wealth!
In the same jurisdictions if a president lies once they quit office immediately.
It is only in Kenya where a president lies 1000 times and remains in office!
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[Kenya Pharmaceutical Association_Nairobi Branch @KPA_Nairobi]

Dear Honoured Members!

Today, join us for the KPA Nairobi | Vitabiotics webinar on the Role of Calcium Supplementation in Management of various Therapeutic Conditions

📅 Date: Today, Thursday 12.06.2025.
🕒 Time: 1900-2100Hrs
📍 Venue: https://t.co/VAB7ovBGYQ

CPD ACCREDITED.