Carla Jo

This twitter was made for me when I was stuck at an airport a few years ago. It has amounted to little more. Enjoy.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@realDonaldTrump you idiot. way to go.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@realDonaldTrump HAHAHHA you idiot.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@realDonaldTrump Lol nice try.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Quick reminder that you are garbage and everyone hates you. Go back to your bunkie.

[Comedy Bureau @thecomedybureau]

please watch @dressupgang, one of the best TV shows that was ready to air, then shelved indefinitely (until now)
https://t.co/EzOret66KS

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@KarenKilgariff Awesome!!

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

@DonnyDivanian Love it!!!

[Donny Divanian @DonnyDivanian]

We made a season of this show for TBS with Abso Lutely Productions. It never aired, but we wanted to share it with everyone so we’ve posted some episodes on the https://t.co/3uAMlMUFfF. If you enjoy it, please share and help us get it out there. Here’s a season trailer

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

4 hours early for flight due to delay, fly to destination, too cloudy, turn around and inmediately come home. #NewHeightsOfFlightMisery #😃

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

TSA takes my pocket knife after telling me ANOTHER Carly Hann just checked in. I hope they took her weapon, too. #fairfight #therecanonlybe1

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Waiting outside strangers house in airport shuttle because she's not ready. She wants 20 more mins. #ialreadyhateyou

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Got $4 cranberry muffin as a compromise. Cran on top, none inside. #whoarethesemonsters?

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

They have massages but no pb and j so #itsawash.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Only self gift bought in NYC: apple socks. Wore for good luck on flight. Took shoes off at security, immediately stepped in gum. #thanksTSA

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Jim and Moe in other terminal. We are separated by security. There are other early birds here for my flight but #ididntcomeheretomakefriends

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

At gate. Flight leaves in 2 1/2 hours. Seats not sleepable #butatleastihavetechnologynow.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

#officer: do u know #whyIpulledyouover? I ran that yellow light? No. That was red. B4 that u made a left turn from the center lane.

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Well... So much for surfing @brianrovenpera

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Let's be out of here in 10 minutes. #VicOrNoVic

[Carla Jo @cjoinmisery]

Here we are in the waiting room while vic gets a lollypop in his mouh while the #topless nurse taps his knee