Jonno

rubbing dead mice on my face since 1989

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

STARMER'S LIST OF SHAME:

He's about to resign but don't feel sorry for him... just read this.

(in no particular order)
Ignoring Rhianna's mum (her daughter stabbed 20+ times by invader)
King's speech containing policies *nobody voted for*
£200K a month on foreign trips (45 in 22 months/never here)
Biggest electoral wipeout in history
Factories closing due to Net Zero insanity
Bizarrely, bringing previous Labour failures back (Brown/Harman)
Attempted to cancel local elections (knew they would be hammered)
*Bringing previous Labour failures back (Brown/Harman)*
£1bn “reset with EU” when they sell us £100bn more than we sell them
Whipped MPs to become accomplices in his cover-up
£660m to French to do nothing
Undisclosed Palantir meeting with Mandelson
Constantly fibbing to the house
Shoplifting free-for-all (Greggs hiding sandwiches)
Buying votes lifting 2-child benefit cap (90% Muslim)
Freezing pensioners as they don't vote Labour
Employers NI hike/con trick
Letting 438 prisoners out by error
Lied about Durham party (COVID)
McSweeney's convenient mobile phone theft
Flippant "To us, he's just Peter" comment
Ricky Jones cleared after incitement
Imprisoned a mother for a tweet
Sue Gray debacle
Lord Alli buying his wife's clothes
Appointing Hermer/Powell without security clearance
Private schools closing due to VAT attack
Rayner tax fiddling probe
COVID broadcast from Lord Alli's flat (weird)
Most expensive electricity in world
Killing babies/abortion law
Damage USA relationship/idiotic ban on use of bases
Assisted suicide (pensioners don’t vote Labour)
100,000 extra in state schools from independents
Reeves blubbing in commons
Frightening Open AI £34bn investment off
Cabinet £22k Taylor Swift tickets
Reeves rental breach
Labour together - smearing journalists
Donors fast-tracked to jobs
Nick Brown see no evil hear no evil
Labour MP cavorting with TWO sub captains
Reynolds, the fake solicitor
Louise "fingers" Haigh, the mobile thief
Halting North Sea oil licenses (£17bn lost)
Dan Norris, rape charges
Killing off hospitality/pubs
Shovelling £billions to Ukraine (not in NATO)
Secret republican/anti-monarchist
Halting Chagossian food supplies (boats he will stop)
Lammy taxi-ride lies/leaving trash
£22bn "black hole" lie
Tulip Siddiq on run from Interpol
Mystery £750K donor
Andrew Gwynne, "pensioner die" rant
Cut frigates order from 13 to 8
Homeless minister evicting tenants
Needed a court to tell him what a woman is
Reeves lying on CV
Mike Amesbury punching voters
Benefits exceeding income tax (£330bn)
Killing farmers with IHT
300,000 more unemployed
Caplin, Grindr abuse of minor
CCP spy embassy
Chagos scam/treason (Mandelson?)
IRGC not proscribed
Treating pension costs as defence %
Southport 'far-right' disgraceful comments
Recognising Palestine terrorist state
67,000 channel invaders
Muslim two-tier justice
Removing jury trials
Lawfare on NI veterans (for free!)
No navy in middle east
Faking military spending/dragging feet
Strange Czech work camp as young man
Very odd firebombing male models
Nobbling CCP spy case
Islamophobia law
Degraded Gibraltar sovereignty to EU
Removing "HM" from Govt comms
Economy flatlining
Exports crashing
Commie breakfast clubs (buying votes)
Highest tax % ever
£120bn fiscal deficit even after raising taxes
Highest gilts costs of any G7
£500m for pointless Erasmus
Given away fishing rights again to French
Watering down MP responsibilities
Ignored antisemites marching each week
Left scene after cyclist collision (drunk/lie about tailor?)
Voice coach during COVID (breaching mixing rules)
Island of Strangers speech that he denied all knowledge off
Strange un-minuted meetings with Bill Gates/Blackrock
"I'd rather be in Davos, than Westminster" (true colours)

@UKLabour #Starmergeddon

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@jim_hdwk @DManNotts @ellufc Home

[Cllr Liam Walker @_LiamWalker_]

The hypocrisy. Lib Dem Cllr Gant as highways cabinet member has imposed more road blocks and anti-motorist measures on Oxfordshire drivers than anyone before him. Now his residents might be impacted he suddenly cares about drivers. On your bike Cllr ArroGant. #GantsGridlock #OUFC

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@Keir_Starmer @edfenergy This blokes a straight up fucking idiot

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@PhilipL47837986 @Jack_em

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@Jack_em @FootballMissess Wanker 😂

[ClassicMovieClips @clips_classic]

The Hangover; you are such a bad person

[Jonno @cjonno4]

Liverpool need to calm down and keep #oleatthewheel 🤣🤣🤣

[Marco Pelosi @Baggsy22]

Jesus Christ 😅 https://t.co/RvwwSgisrD

[Leeds United @LUFC]

𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 🤝 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨
Celebrating the anniversary of Marcelo's managerial debut, we've teamed up with #Newells for a shirt swap! RT this post and follow @NewellsEnglish for the chance to win their home shirt!

[Jonno @cjonno4]

Well. Fuck.

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@HanboroughCC The real well done is to the trainer of the chimp driving it

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@FootyRustling This is how @Jack_em made his only ever pass to me #greatmemories

[Witney & District FA @wdfafootball]

Game kicked off at enstone and 2 mins in the ref realised he had not got his shirt on, just a base layer

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

25 years ago today:

Tony Yeboah, Selhurst Park, and The Greatest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@Fowler_01 @jeffwilkinson @OUFCOfficial @nwilko @nickyhenshall @haggie5 @Leachy999

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@markstinchcombe Yes. Fuck.

[Jonno @cjonno4]

@Leachy999 @zdpj_ @rosslayton1993 @Fowler_01 😂😂😂

[Jonno @cjonno4]

Taken some time, examined all angles, but honest to god FUCK OFF VAR