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[caitlin @cjordan99]

I love when ppl on fb are like “if you get a friend request from me don’t accept, I was hacked” Susan I already made that mistake once. Don’t worry, I wasn’t going to.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

There’s a lot of celebrity relationships that I didn’t expect…. But tyga and Avril lavigne take the fucking cake.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

thinking about the girls in my middle school who screamed when the teacher turned off the lights.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

People who eat corn with turkey dinner freak me out

[caitlin @cjordan99]

@bcam08 The closer you can get to it not being on your head, the cooler

[caitlin @cjordan99]

Idk who’s in charge of the @MapleLeafs tiktok account, but they need a raise

[caitlin @cjordan99]

@pantry_staple HAHAH I thought this too 😂😂

[caitlin @cjordan99]

@bcam08 It took me about a month and a half to get everything straightened out with them. They’re brutal.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

I don’t think I could make worse choices if I tried lol

[caitlin @cjordan99]

The amount of times I still hear “well we didn’t do that with our babies and they turned out fine” is mind-boggling.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

Read the room.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[caitlin @cjordan99]

@bcam08 Nothing like weiners first thing in the mornin

[caitlin @cjordan99]

Waiting for a call for an interview for a job you really want is tortureeeee

[caitlin @cjordan99]

I have turned into the insane baby social media posting freak I said I’d never be 😅

[caitlin @cjordan99]

@JenniferStev Shit! sorry to hear. Yeah it’s definitely not anywhere near a regular cold. It’s brutal.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

Idc what anyone says.. Covid isn’t “just a cold” I have never been more sick and with the weirdest fucking symptoms.

[caitlin @cjordan99]

After almost 3 years of dodging….. the vid finally got me 🫠

[caitlin @cjordan99]

Bless whoever takes the time to make baby sensory videos

[caitlin @cjordan99]

One thing I really miss about getting up throughout the night when Kingston was a newborn is seeing all the crazy shit people posted on fb and deleted before everyone else woke up 👀