Christina Joy

Barista, photographer, and motorcycle enthusiast. I'm making it up as I go.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself. https://t.co/5Oh5MnbFBX

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

It's almost October, so that means Let the Right One In and red wine nights.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Buying new lingerie is like obtaining superpowers.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Drinking my first irish coffee. I think I've found a new addiction. Oops.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

@thetangentleman the perfect marriage of proletarian and badassery. I approve.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

@thetangentleman all in a day's work, my boy...all in a day's work.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

It's 5:30am and there are 6 drunk/homeless guys on the patio at work before we even open. One of them is blasting Nine Inch Nails. #dead

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

It's not even 1pm and there's a drunk guy spouting theories at Spider House. Thanks man, I needed to know that milk is evil. #wtf

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

I wrapped all my dishes in sweaters and then stuffed them into a suitcase. I'm a genius.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

I wrote a 4-page research paper in two hours and it's pretty decent so basically I CAN DO ANYTHING.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Just saw a bicyclist talking on his cell, and the driver behind him was instagramming it. Heaven help us.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

People suck.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Paying for music with tweets? I dig it. @DumboGetsMad @BadPandaRecords http://t.co/k2Ts3GSZIu

[Cassie Porębski, DO MS @AngryAmygdala]

I wonder if there are any clubs I can join called "learn blackjack for student loan payments" because that's the only way this will happen

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

Bb's last day at Sbux https://t.co/8BRj7W5x5b

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

You know it's been too long since you wore your retainer when doing so requires taking an aspirin.

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

If I lift weights while I eat cookies, they cancel each other out, right?

[Christina Joy @cjoyjump]

"I have gelatin in my butt." -@supertrent1030