Lonesome jones

Olympic hero

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

@IanDunt @TCGSco this is a great listen, ticks all 4 boxes your asking for, and they have recommended games I would never of found

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[after eating a weird candy on the willy wonka tour]
me: ok…I think I’m ok. none of my body parts seem to be effected, and they’d be singing if—

oompa loompa: 🎶oompa loompa doompety deenis🎶

me: aaaah… darn. darn it.

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

@davidturners Most of the time am a miserable middle aged man, today am a giddy kid, and little touches like that are just joyous

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

Bobby the Biscuit Boy

[Dylan Difford @Dylan_Difford]

If you have the time or will to get yourselves worked up about what is on the walls of a room you're not allowed in, you should get some new interests or do something more constructive - e.g., spending time with your kids or developing a meth addiction. Anything but this.

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

This is about oasis tickets

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

@paulmck41488662 Did you rock up with a lead to walk the dog?

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Really intrigued to hear who the other suspects are

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

Hahahahahaha

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons.

This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it.

Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Forget all that "cup of tea in the afternoon with a couple of vowels and consonants" nonsense. This is the only Countdown you'll ever need.

Harry Hill's Top 3 Campest Waiters...

Good morning.

[Jaya Pathak @jayapathak_]

I got called a p*ki by a patient in the pharmacy who told me she didn’t want me to serve her since I didn’t respond to her question asking what religion I am. Nothing life-threatening, so yes I turned her away. We should not be expected to tolerate racial abuse. End of.

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Birmingham to Brighton 🫵🏽💙🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

Racism and pure hatred of Muslims is getting put back in the bin.

Tommy the tit is going to jail for a long time and your nan is getting Samosas this weekend.

We will figure out the issues. That’s our job as a society. A community. This is England. Our England 🫵🏽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫱🏻‍🫲🏾🫵🏿💙

[Amir Khan @amirkingkhan]

As a proud British fighter, I've enjoyed support, respect and love from every community across the UK who were always so proud to see me represent my country. That is who we are. We'll never let racism divide us again. Stay safe and peaceful.

[Lonesome jones @cjpj3000]

I agree with ice cream 🍦

[Tracy Brabin, Mayor of West Yorkshire @MayorOfWY]

Our message is clear - racism and Islamophobia should never be mistaken for patriotism.

West Yorkshire stands for tolerance and fairness.
Everyone living in our region has the right to feel safe, including those fleeing famine and war.

With @WestYorksPolice we're committed to protecting our communities from violence and division.

Read my full statement.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

So let me get this straight. The way to avert the rise of the far right is to give them everything they want.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Sun’s out, scum’s out

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

instead of working on my show i took a throwaway joke about how pop songs have titles like "ive got a big tiddy" and spent 2 hours writing/recording a song complete with a lyrics video i've lost my mind