Chris Reistle

TWP '17 • Arcadia '21 • He/Him • I put the fun in high-functioning anxiety

[Chris Reistle @cjreistle]

I don't know why people are liking and retweeting this thread of mine from 3 years ago (or how they're even finding it), but I'm glad it's this one.

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Stevie Nichols from Wizards of Waverly Place had the potential to be an interesting and layered reoccurring character but was unjustly KILLED OFF after 4 episodes and deserved better: A THREAD

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Who wants to do something really easy to help me out with my senior thesis project??? Here's a link to a quick survey about your music-listening habits. If you could take 5 min to fill this out, it'd be a huge help! Give it a RT too! https://t.co/dT3doFm1Ya

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Happy 13th Tuesday of 2021

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@giannapugs TLDR: A dude found shrimp tails among other goodies in his bag of cinnamon toast crunch cereal. It's been trending all day

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I've always been oddly fascinated by all the different kinds of cereal and how they overlap with each other, so I decided to try and make the perfect cereal venn diagram. I think I came pretty close.

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POV: you're patiently waiting for your mom to pick out new work pants so you can get a pretzel from Auntie Anne's
https://t.co/Z17fPBRi9c

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@bproferes Just picking up where I left off 1.5 years ago 😎

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Personality alignment chart but it's various I Can't Believe It's Not Butter knock-offs

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@katejock If the weeknd got due recognition for after hours, it would've been a completely different award ceremony

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Hey guys I'm back sorry it took so long I was grounded and my mom took my phone

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When someone tells me that wawa is just "gas station food"

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@embrennah

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We as a generation deserve so much better than being collective referred to as the mascots for your aunt's homophobic facebook memes

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People born during the end of Millennials and the beginning of Gen Z are called MinionZ.

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@ShadowTodd Don't know if you've seen it but Pitchfork ranked Wrecking Ball higher on their Best Songs of 2010s list than Rolling in the Deep

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Apples to Apples walked so that Cards Against Humanity could run

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Tall Girl (2019)

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@jessbodner_ @tia_antonelli @jennaw104 You are banned from all spooky szn activities

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@cecil_allie Halloweentown high has BIG middle child energy

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Best Halloweentown Movie?

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@JimmyPOTUS39 Bro halloweentown is one of the most prolific disney channel movie franchises

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@tia_antonelli Hard Agree