Conrad | t Brody

I’m back to be funny

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

It’s booyah summer and I’m not letting one derp minute blow by

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Lesbian guitar sex

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Tens of thousands of sugars. So many sugars. Infinity

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

#curse #leaveyourovenon

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

#nomorecursing #turnyourovenon

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

While sandwich creating my first move is to apply the mayonnaise. A scary amount

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

I (20m) am a retiring white uncle. Where do I sell sandals and other things!

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

I (20m) am a new white uncle. Do I need to start wearing things like sandals?

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

I am, real life liberal!

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

My nuts goin lizard mode

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Let a zombie girl dig in ur butt ok

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Distracting the Trader Joe’s employees by talking about vitamins and nonsense while my wife stuffs her pockets with all sorts of our favourite treats

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Comedy is a beautiful way understand the universe

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

Bugs can’t tell the difference between reflected and refracted light which is why they are attracted to light bulbs the same way they are attracted to your eyeballs

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

alexa, can i use cum as an egg substitute

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

dont be upset darlinhg they r just boing being boing!!

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

my god likes sandals and ladybugs he is gay!:)

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

diy prozac vimeo ?????

[Ash 🐄 @ash_likes_worms]

the only std I have is lovee

[Conrad | t Brody @cjsauce_]

havent tweeted in a while, i've been formulating the perfect poison for benson boone so he doesn't die but hes forevar too ill to flip around