christopher simmins

Proud Freeman of the City of london

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@ClarksonsFarm1 My gentleman sausage, as you would say. Love your work!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Fucking bollocks

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@catturd2 Dumb and dumber?

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@TheMekon_Venus @GBNEWS Its already in wigan.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Yes he looks very welsh

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@JeremyClarkson I hope it conforms to CAP 42 Jez

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@darrengrimes Get me some cheese Gromit

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@robprogressive Hey Rob. I'm English and used to live in Dubai for 3 years. I'm setting up some properties here then I'm off. The UK has turned into a shithole! There seems to be a plan to completely destroy it

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@AndyBurnhamGM hey Andy. Great job on the buses and the electrification of Wigan to Manchester but we need the trains to go with it! Also, why do network railcards only apply in the SE and London? I go from Manchester to London regularly, don't you think this would this be brill?

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@MrJamesMay Awesome for farting power!

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@TheBritLad 💯

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@ClarksonsFarm1 The whole labour party in a pig pen because they would feel right at home because they are full of shit

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@MartinSLewis I've got friends who have just returned from Dubai where I used to live in 2015 and it was £8 for a cucumber then! They told me that they were buying food in Dubai cheaper than in the UK

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@jjauthor @TRobinsonNewEra Spineless arsehole

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@SkyNews @HarrietHarman @RuthDavidsonPC @BethRigby I'd rather put pins in my eyes than listen to these sycophantic twats

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@MartinSLewis @TheFCA Wasnt this obtaining money by deception?

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@SkyNews Yes, let's urge veterans to come out into the street to get warm because they can't afford to heat their homes because of these bastards

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@itvMLshow did you know that with the construction and maintenance costs, a wind turbine never actually pays for itself? Christopher in Wigan

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@MartinSLewis It's probably because this government's fiscal decisions are very hard to swallow

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@itvMLshow did you know that with the construction and maintenance costs, a wind turbine never actually pays for itself? Christopher in Wigan