C.J. Simones

Boat School matriculator, nemesis to Dick the Butcher, gentleman chicken & bulldog farmer

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@StarTribune They can; Minnesotans are dumb enough to elect another DFLer to replace him, except she won't be as much oa a bumbling incompetent and will be better able to hide the fraud and corruption.

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@libsoftiktok Is there nothing that a democrat politician can't absolutely f*ck up into oblivion?

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@RennaW Well a stern warning at least.

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@Breaking911 Are tasers too good to be used against these lawless thugs?

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@KimKatieUSA The solution:

https://t.co/nqbFMKxkKt

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@ABC I am posting this .gif just as hard as I can...

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@OcrazioCornPop Needs purple dye in the water, though.

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@nicksortor Visual explanation of why MSP has become a dystopian sh*thole

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@CailinasEirinn @M_Johnston1 Man, you are one depraved chick. I don't think any number of cats you own will fix you.

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@PioneerPress Apparently not, by the looks of things.

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@KSTP "Vibrant" Minneapolis? Really?

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@SalmanBhojaniTX Just don't behead us, steal billions in taxpayer dollars, marry children, or try to impose your beliefs (or Sharia law) on the rest of us and we'll be good.

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@Fish_Flakes546 @TheJusticeDept

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@nypost "Fiends" 🤣🤣🤣

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@KSTP They'd better have been arrested too.

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@StarTribune No sh*t Sherlock.

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@FOX9

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@SInow A warning? Those running the @MLB are dolts and woke p*ssies.

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@ABC NARRATOR: The "scientists," Algore, and his stupid powerpoint presentation have all been wrong.

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@nypost He's recycling his previous, nutty predictions. Possible early onset dementia?