CJ Sutcliffe

Ferroequinologist, photographer, and hobbyist cyclist. #twitontwowheels

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At times like this I need things to make me smile and laugh, it takes the edge off of the worry and fear for the future. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face, I will always have plenty of time for your intelligence and insight.

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Very rare that I use this account now. But in a dark time of late I’d like to thank @stephenfry for one time revealing on the Graham Norton show that his favourite Ancient Greek deity was “Hestia”, the goddess of the hearth. My car shares her name, and it made me smile.

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DELIVERING McDONALDS ONLY for an WHOLE SHIFT! London Delivery Rider Chal... https://t.co/6R0HbuNFIV via @YouTube

@McDonalds 0:00 - 06:09. Fix it! That is poor!

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@MatthewJshow @SkyNews Still rather him than blonde blob and his neo-Nazi cronies

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@MartinSLewis Another incredibly short sighted and poor decision by the government owned corp that we pay money to in order to even be able to watch TV. Surely there’s a better way?

Head to @LinusTech for tech news on #wanshow. And #endtvlicencing.

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@MrJamesMay *sounds last post*

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@theJeremyVine Nice hooter! Airzound by any chance?

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@cyclegaz @TheAA_UK Should I rest assured that I’m learning to drive with @AA_DrivingSch then?

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@elonmusk @stclairashley You must be arrested for war crimes now.

Don’t dabble in shit you can’t win.

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@elonmusk @Keir_Starmer Jesus, you’re an “All Lives Matter” banner holder. Will you listen to yourself?

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@Stephen19733 @HubNutVids I think there’d be a funeral to arrange if he did…

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@NickBadley The Nationwide branch on Market St, Manchester, has developed quite an interesting LED fault, that has lit your other half’s name up in lights bizarrely! @NjFunky

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@HubNutVids @MissHubnut Gratuitous Blue Daihatsu vibes.

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Ha haha ha ha haaaaaaa!

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Not so Fast Food Delivery!

Sorry if your happy meal is late, but your delivery rider decided to take the chain off his push bike turning it into a motorcycle purely powered by electricity, with defective brakes! Rider reported.

Did somebody say .... Just Seized !

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@eerieissss Still we rise!

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@HubNutVids Have you driven one of these? https://t.co/txnAbBGuqK via @YouTube

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… experience being pressured (or feeling like so) by a column of customers and an assistant trying to get things moving. Look into this please?

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@AsdaServiceTeam Seriously understaffed at Harpurhey, Manchester today? I’ve just spent 10 mins being generally ignored by three members of staff at the SCOs, before moving away to a manned till. I prefer to use the SCO as I can scan and pack at my own pace, very uncomfortable…

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@HubNutVids Why can I hear Nino Rotas Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet? Oh. Oh… 🙃😢

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@SkyNews Nasty piece of anti-vax scrotum.