chris swales

Music aficionado, Skateboarder, TV extra, failure

[chris swales @cjswales]

@ForestWhitaker You’ll always be welcome! 👍

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

If its true the Goves are to split up, I'm not interested beyond that and I feel sorry for their kids.
In their plea for privacy Mrs Vine has to hope people are not as pitiless and spiteful as she has been to other couples.

[Ricky Harries @RickyHarries]

3rd wave must be on the way. Just got in from Asda and there was a bloke who had bought 5 kg paella rice, 10 chorizo, 2 kg manchego, 12 tins retried beans, 10 packets of tortillas, 10 bottles of tequila, a case of Rioja and 2 cases of Corona. I thought to myself, Hispanic buying

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

I’m not a wealthy man. And Jr, I’m way older than you. But I’d donate $250,000 to the charity of your choice if you got in a boxing ring with me for 3 rounds. Because I’d love to try to kick your ass. Because I think you’re an ignorant punk. What do you say @DonaldJTrumpJr?

[chris swales @cjswales]

@HamillHimself Added the fab to the four

[chris swales @cjswales]

@keano81 What a ****

[chris swales @cjswales]

@fmwales Why aren’t you making your statement immediately after BJs? Surely a coordinated approach by all the home nations is what the public and business deserve? Oh...and please don’t say “Here in Wales...” again.

[chris swales @cjswales]

@rioferdy5 Horrendous, something has to be done. Maybe, people should have to enter a credit card details when creating a Twitter account? It will identify the person and stop spammers. 😞

[chris swales @cjswales]

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[chris swales @cjswales]

@Dazle_Bofuz @Sparky_guitar Nice tone, dazzle

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see so many learning to skate in their “downtime.” I believe they’re in pursuit of the same feeling this Ukrainian girl got when she landed her first kickflip.

[Amy O'Keeffe💙 @amyok1980]

I lost my necklace containing my Dads ashes in Southsea, rose garden, pier area on Monday. Devastated doesn't come close! Desperate to find it. Please, please retweet, i don't have many followers?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is art. https://t.co/RBtXKMawWg

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

This plank would have been striding around the Titanic shouting, “I will certainly NOT get into a lifeboat, I am at supper. This is a monstrous imposition.”

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I’ve no idea If there’s any truth to this, but it needs investigating to find out. Thread 👇🏻

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

You deleted this pal. But I saved it for ya. So everyone knows you’re a Tory that has the same views as Katie Hopkins. @Courtney_Lawes 👍🏻

[chris swales @cjswales]

@Peston I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist but it’s a great coincidence that one of GlaxoSmithKlines sites is in Barnard Castle? #cummmings

[chris swales @cjswales]

@SoundHub Neil Young meets R.E.M. meets Wilco https://t.co/Vo0R5RmFfz

[chris swales @cjswales]

#bbcqt why are construction workers still working? The majority are self-employed, they had to do it to survive.