CJ Swartz

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@ThatPodGuyDuke When is the wedding date?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If they made Bull Durham today, Nuke LaLoosh would be on a pitch count and never see the 5th fucking inning.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@SpeakerJohnson Wah wah wah

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@AndThatsBB Put rocks on mlb fields

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@AlbertBreer Advise your district to start an hour later

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@PattyMurray You didn’t change science. You are trying to change how we perceive it. The sun will still shine the exact same amount

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Nicole Wallace ☠️☠️☠️

"Riddle me this: when Obama ran intelligence, the election was secure and Donald Trump won in 2016.

When Biden ran the government and the intelligence, the election was secure and Trump ran in 2024.

But when Donald Trump and all of his boobs were running US national security, it got all effed up. Is that the theory?"

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@SpeakerJohnson No it’s how and who you spend it on.

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@factpostnews Vultures just waiting for the pen to move

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@USABaseball @NFHS_Org @USABasePipeline Translation, if the kids that aren’t good think they’re good, their parents have to spend money on this expensive bat and maybe they’ll ground out to second base instead of swinging and missing

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@PardonMyTake Huge miss on the single hornet

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@SenTomCotton Suck a ding dong

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Larry David using sketch comedy to call Trump a crooked, murdering pedophile

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@NikkiHaley Hi

[CJ Swartz @cjswartz33]

@RepJackKimble @tshddx @VegasGKVegasR You’re don’t get to decide buddy