Grumpy Ape

Politically a pragmatic Libertarian or Pragmatarian, Owner of a small security and electrical company, girl dad, and nerd extraordinaire!

[Tesla @Tesla]

There’s life before FSD Supervised

And then there’s life after

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

@Polymarket Yet somehow, there is still TP on the shelves???

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@liorsela 2-4 kinda simultaneously

[Tara LaRosa @TaraLaRosa]

Greatest new song to come out of the World Cup! ⚽️❤️🇺🇸 Welcome To The Land Of The Free!🇺🇸❤️⚽️

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

Model Y Premium RWD - day 9

Not sure if I can remember what life was like before this…

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

Robotaxi in AZ!!!

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@niccruzpatane What kind of camera do you use to film this and what type of mount? Go pro and suction mount on the roof glass?

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

My new Tesla Model Y Premium RWD driving me home. Currently at 88% FSD

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@woofknight Luke didn’t climb into the tauntaun… Han put him in there…

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

🚨 FORD’S NIGHTMARE TRUCK IS HERE — They just patented a truck that you won’t own, but will OWN YOU!

• AI cameras read your face, eyes, emotions & “fitness to drive.”

• Won’t let you shift out of park if it thinks you’re not calm enough.

• Live feeds to insurance companies & cops.

• Biometric scans running you against criminal databases in real time.

• Lip-reading tech + mics that eavesdrop on every conversation for targeted ads.

You paid for it. You have the title. But Ford decides if you actually get to drive it.

Drop a . If FORD can kiss your ass

https://t.co/i8Y45mcOu6

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

@EricLDaugh Iranian auto pen

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No one “runs” on Duncan…

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@LeaderJohnThune May the following poll be your guide as to what the American people want:

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Which would you rather have the Senate pass?

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

I saw this this morning and figured I would share it. I've been tying down crap in pickup trucks for over 50 years and never once thought of doing this.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Meta being sued over AI smart glasses, after it was revealed workers allegedly reviewed intimate, personal footage.

[Grumpy Ape @cjtstorm]

Republicans are just as happy that Dan "Captain Dry Socket" Crenshaw lost as they are for Jasmine "Shenehneh" Crocket, and Al "Lil' Sasquatch" Green to lose.

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@mattvanswol Same happened with Venezuela