CJ

26 | He/Him | @itsxydi 🙃 i’m fucking here right now, skin glowing. pockets heavy. garage silly. house dumb. follow me for bad jokes and good taste ✌🏼

[CJ @cjx324]

@IpsterRJI @KabutoKing_ Great way to waste $500k and wait a year for the return 😂

[CJ @cjx324]

@muhfuknfunnyguy Kat signed my jersey during the parade and I did this too

[CJ @cjx324]

@Wario64 Just preordered everything I’m playing for the rest of the year and saved enough to buy a whole extra game!

[CJ @cjx324]

@Kiddot2_ @ToPimpAMorale Mariokart is $80, Pokemon legends and Pokopia are $70, Winds and Waves haven’t been priced yet but they’re speculated to be $80

Still waiting for a $90+ game

[CJ @cjx324]

@GiboAgain I usually only do it week of release so I can save time on the download or take advantage of early access/bonus content but otherwise there is no point

[CJ @cjx324]

Ew Jersey is generational

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S. states with their first letter removed

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[CJ @cjx324]

@linkkling Why would you want to do that? (Genuinely asking)

[CJ @cjx324]

@CS11__ We thank you for your service 🙏

[CJ @cjx324]

@chancetherapper Same drugs

[CJ @cjx324]

@mfdoomstan1 2015 Fetty Wap
2018 Drake
2021 Lil Baby

Idk if it counts bc they’re a group but 2017 Migos

[CJ @cjx324]

@VoxelPrismatic @raptalksk No problem haven’t paid full price for a switch game in years with this 🫡

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[CJ @cjx324]

@TRIPSTER0 Google is free

[CJ @cjx324]

@Whats_the_dirt I bet he scream that “went bought a whip for my brother” bar 😂

[CJ @cjx324]

@itsavibe Luther was just reuploaded 10min ago and already has 11k likes and 5k comments, bot like us continues 😂