cjzett12

Girl Dad- Husband- Dad joke enthusiast- ALL THINGS LSU

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

@erichoke I like the- ‘we are looking for someone with more experience.’ As they turn down someone with 15+ years in ministry from youth all the way to associate pastor and leading a church during a transition and COVID. Just to hire a first time senior pastor.

[Michael Clary @dmichaelclary]

The pastor of our sister church told me this story. Some leaders were meeting at church a few weeks ago and they ordered pizza. One man invited the delivery guy to come to church the next day. The sermon that day was all about God’s forgiveness.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

My bracket has so much red lettering that it looks like Jesus spoke the selections and Matthew wrote them down.

[Shane Pruitt @shane_pruitt78]

Us: “Lord, send us revival!”

God: “Here ya go.”

Us: “Here is my list of concerns, critiques, & cautions about it.”

[Rich Villodas @richvillodas]

I'm a big advocate for preaching teams because the lead pastor needs to sit under the proclaimed word of God just like everyone else.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

Kids are awesome. I’m watching Cinderella with my daughters. The Fairy God Mother turns Gus Gus (mouse) into a horse to pull the carriage as Lucifer (evil cat) puts a tea cup on him. Gus Gus turns into a horse and scares off Lucifer.

5 year old- ‘hard pass’.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

Let’s be honest, this #FIFAWorldCup isn’t the one that @USMNT are worried about. This is all about getting ready for 2026. One thing is clear, #Berhalter is not the man for that job. A U5 rookie coach would have put Reyna in. It was that obvious.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

Soooo much nervous energy! Let’s Go #USMNT !!!!!!!!!!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I hope my friends don’t find out I own a jacket.

-Middle Schoolers

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

@PastorFrankGil @instagram Same person that plagiarized Andrew did this. Almost guarantee it.

[WCLUSports @WCLUSports]

Glasgow’s Caroline Murphy clears 5’4” for the first time.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

@ColeJohnsonTV @NashvilleSC @NC5 I’d almost want to sit that high.

[Christian Naylor @CNaylorvich9]

Saint Peter went from denying Jesus 3 times to making it to the elite eight.

Look at God’s mercy and grace.

[Mitchell Bare @mitchellbare]

Don’t make your dream God’s plan. Make God’s plan your dream ! Read that again

[Rich Villodas @richvillodas]

One of the biggest obstacles to Christian witness in the US is not a “worldly secularism” as we often think of it, but a “Christian secularism” which is *uncritically* shaped by the flag, the gun, and the dollar, in the name of Jesus.

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

“A holy life will make the deepest impression. Lighthouses blow no horns, they just shine.”
- D. L. Moody

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

Everyone take a deep breath.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

COVID: Risk of hospitalisation with Omicron appears to be two-thirds lower than with Delta, Scotland study suggests https://t.co/sTx5THpSJB

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

Please pray for everyone effected by last nights tornado outbreak. This is just an awful situation.

[Travis Ragsdale @TravisRagsdale]

Aerial video from @WDRBNews drone of town of #Mayfield

[cjzett12 @cjzett]

This is the only way to get rid of a snake infestation.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Maryland homeowner accidentally burns house down in effort to fight snake infestation

https://t.co/txOSj8iIKX

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Maryland homeowner accidentally burns house down in effort to fight snake infestation

https://t.co/txOSj8iIKX