Caden Zobrist

I'm CJ, happily married to the love of my life. Don’t be a dick.

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So I did a thing, and it may have been the best thing I've ever done ❤️ 4.21.2017

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@PanicHope_ Yeah I’m not able to get in, stuck at the connecting screen

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We are STOKED!! Baby GIRL coming December 2021! ❤️

A huge thank you to my family for putting together the reveal for us. This baby will be SO loved. ❤️ @ Las Vegas, Nevada https://t.co/CPCF2x9OR1

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/iKomWa5EWx

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@tacobell PLEASE bring back the quesalupa. Easily the best thing ever added to your menu. 🙏🏻

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@AfroBaseNg @ggzobz

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Does anyone actually willfully buy Pibb? I thought it was just the drink you settle for when the movie theater doesn’t have Dr. Pepper.

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If really think my wife and I would cancel weekend plans to get caught up on Game of Thrones before the premiere, you’d be absolutely right.

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@shanetold we ever going to get any more River Oaks?

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@VansWarpedTour https://t.co/i7R6YnaAir.

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@log_land We’ve had several people come see the apartment, so ASAP :)

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Moving to Vegas 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@log_land 🖕🏻😀🖕🏻 you won’t

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@log_land There aren’t any 👎🏻

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PSA: It’s Valentine’s Day, and also my wife is the hottest wife of all the wife’s. I love you,… https://t.co/6Z9lObBCCU

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@silverstein Glad to say I’ve been a fan for 12 of those.

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@DollarShaveClub @whoisarty

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@DollarShaveClub @whoisarty

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So we bought our puppy a bark collar that shoots out citronella spray instead of shocking (works great) and I had her in my arms and I coughed and it sprayed her in the face 😂😭

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I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a big fan of Christmas decorations/trees/music or making… https://t.co/uKMvnvdTMP

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@cswappo Nah haha I didn’t ask