Burggraf von Lumpenburg

👑 Volkmar von Lumpenburg-Bauernschläger
⚔️ Joust-pilled carouser
🇻🇦 Defender of the Faith

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@VendeeAvenger The high IQ take would be to bring back to Holy Roman Empire, spanning from the Atlantic to the Urals

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@_CatholicWest There is no greater joy than coffee and donuts after mass :)

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@BeSaintly I love his Viking helmet 🙂

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@BeSaintly (You) should permit all your limbs to be hewn off, and suffer every manner of torment , rather than fall knowingly into mortal sin.

King St Louis IX of France
Ora pro nobis ⚜️

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@ChivalryGuild Athleta Christi is one of the highest aura titles

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My theology in a nutshell

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My theology in a nutshell

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@Nanek_4 The best flags are the ones that follow the rules of heraldry

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@CrusaderKings Please consider adding more patron saints, like the Virgin Mary, St. George, St. Michael, etc. to give more flavor. They were at the center of many medieval devotionals.

Also St. Mark & St. Luke were not apostles, but companions of St. Peter & St. Paul, respectively.

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@Qblurts @Bl00dOld And God willing, we'll get competitive jousting back!

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@francodelepanto @MOA_Official1 You're for mandatory, state-funded gender reassignment surgery?

https://t.co/zbREn02Tng

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@Daboochy @Yotler1

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The woke mob is cancelling my Wallachian vampire campaign 😕

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Tragedy: Crusader Kings 3's pope DLC will not let you use blood boys to prolong your life https://t.co/UpISFkvI5S

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@MimiSchizo @c0ntrabane

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@MOA_Official1 They seem like a cute & happy couple :)

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Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women

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Share 4 pics that expose your taste in women

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@CaudilloXIV Downing bottles of Riesling in the Rhenish countryside unlocked deeply-rooted ancestral memories of conquest & carousing.

Get white wine wasted, white boy.

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@Pigeonsguy Unlimited screen time on short-form video content+ COVID brain damage + lowering expectations for secondary education + microplastics & environmental contaminants + infotainment + polarization into 2 insane silos + a bunch of other slop = America devolves into the Lumpenreich 🍔

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Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.

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@riamourningstar Does anyone have a Beesbury one please 🥺