Treacze

feel the 3.0

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

soon as this covid shit over ima get me a gf💯💯

[Ellie @Advenberries]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching Love Live

[eli’🧛🏻‍♀️ @ayyliza]

une sacrée carotte de salopard

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

If you smoke these it actually cures cancer

[facundo @facu_az0gue]

smoking on that shit that made mao see dongs

[StonerDad 🇨🇦 @StonerDad]

Year of the horse and my lucky envelope is full of grass 🐴 🌱

[mackao @Mackao667]

L'ambiance sur Twitter depuis hier

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

🇨🇳🇯🇵 El cartel de la final de la Copa de Asia sub23:

Sun Wukong contra su copia, Son Goku

[babydoll @bananababydoll]

if you’re up… i’m up.

Nano Banana Pro

{
"meta": {
"aspect_ratio": "9:16",
"quality": "ultra_photorealistic",
"resolution": "8k",
"camera": "iPhone 15 Pro Max front camera",
"lens": "24mm wide",
"style": "raw iPhone selfie realism, not studio, not professional, visible natural texture"
},

"character_lock": {
"face_identity": [
"same girl as reference image",
"same facial proportions, same jawline",
"soft doll-like face, small nose",
"bunny full lips with natural soft gradient tint",
"large almond-shaped eyes, sleepy sensual gaze",
"thick straight brows",
"NO face change, NO face swap errors"
],
"skin": [
"pale porcelain skin tone",
"smooth but real texture",
"not plastic, not over-smoothed",
"soft glow on cheeks"
],
"hair": [
"natural black hair",
"messy bedroom hair",
"side-part with strands falling over one eye",
"slightly shiny strands, soft volume"
]
},

"scene": {
"location": "dim bedroom at night",
"environment": [
"dark background",
"soft shadows",
"beige blackout curtains on left side",
"bed vibe, cozy messy room feeling"
],
"atmosphere": "late-night sleepy lo-fi, intimate quiet mood"
},

"lighting": {
"type": "low-light phone glow",
"key_light": "cool bluish-purple screen glow on face",
"fill_light": "very soft ambient darkness",
"contrast": "high contrast, face lit but background nearly black",
"avoid": [
"warm/orange tones",
"ring light",
"flash",
"studio lighting"
]
},

"camera_perspective": {
"pov": "we ARE her phone",
"angle": "slightly low angle close-up selfie",
"distance": "very close, intimate framing",
"framing": "face + upper chest, cropped tight",
"phone_visibility": "not visible"
},

"subject": {
"gender": "female",
"age": "21+ (adult)",
"vibe": "effortlessly hot, sleepy, soft but dangerous",

"expression": {
"eyes": "heavy-lidded dreamy stare",
"mouth": "slightly open, relaxed lips",
"emotion": "tired + seductive without trying"
},

"pose": {
"position": "lying on stomach",
"support": "propped up on grey pillow with subtle pattern",
"hand": "hand near face, index finger touching lower lip"
},

"outfit": {
"top": {
"type": "tight white cropped t-shirt",
"fit": "snug and stretched",
"details": "thin fabric, realistic tension folds",
"underwear": "no bra"
},
"extra": [
"denim jacket loosely falling off shoulders",
"low-rise jeans partially visible at the bottom edge"
]
}
},

"image_quality": {
"focus": "soft focus but face remains clear",
"grain": "visible low-light noise",
"sharpness": "NOT razor sharp, more lo-fi",
"realism": "looks like a real iPhone selfie posted online"
}
}

[mar @kisstheladder8]

how it feels being unemployed and messaging your employed friends during working hours

[BLG Saitoryu @Saitoryuuu]

Je pleure de rire je suis au restaurant les 2 meufs à côté de moi elle parlent de sujet grave deep "ouais t’as 25 ans t’as ton appart, ton mec il t’as demandé en mariage etc"
Même âge jsuis entrain de regarder BLG - IG au restau

[BLG Saitoryu @Saitoryuuu]

La meuf est tellemnt dar que tu recommence à te doucher

[SAtR | RPB | Younsi ☀️ @Younsi__]

JVAIS ME SUICIDER ??????

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

If you do not recognize this image you are too young to give your opinion online