Kathes

Royal, Ladyluck, MamaMia... Endlessly unspoooling.

[Dr.Bosire Wairimu MD, MSc, MBA,LLB. @Lasterbosire]

Prof, I’m trying to think where you may have taught me 👂🏾😃

The @uonbi for both MBChB and LLB or @StrathU for the MBA-HCM or @LSHTM for Msc. Global Health or @UniofOxford for my Executive Leadership @OxfordSBS or @SchoolofLawKE for my Post Grad Dip on Law?

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[frida's child 🩸💜 @ModesteSirri]

wrong.

she's honouring the fact that one of the earliest records of a successful C-section was performed in Uganda in 1879.

this is an homage to the brilliance of pre-colonial indigenous African medicinal practice, not a celebration of motherhood.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

We’ve officially reached the “eat before you leave the house” stage of the economy.

[Kenya Red Cross @KenyaRedCross]

A fuel tanker has lost control and overturned along the Voi-Taveta Road in Taita Taveta County, spilling fuel that ignited and spread into nearby vegetation.

County fire team, Kenya Wildlife Service and Kenya Red Cross are on the ground working to contain the blaze and keep residents safe.

Updates to follow.

[Kathes @ckathesya]

I have been waiting for my Till number to go thought for 3days now! I'm unable to be assisted to conclusion!
@Safaricom_Care

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Mbadi has become the government’s Chief Economist of Excuses.

Every time Kenyans ask why they are drowning in taxes, he appears with another lecture explaining why being poor is apparently part of the economic recovery programme.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

For Mbadi, maybe soda is more than a beverage. It is an economic indicator.

Forget real incomes. Forget purchasing power. Forget unemployment. Forget poverty. Forget the cost of food, rent, education and healthcare.

Just count the bottles.

More Coca-Cola? Economic growth.

More Fanta? Fiscal stability.

More Sprite? GDP expansion.

If Kenyans start buying two sodas instead of one, perhaps Treasury will finally declare us a developed country.

[Kathes @ckathesya]

@its_edikan Learnt about this and other royal absurdities from watching The Crown

[Kathes @ckathesya]

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[Dennis Ole Itumbi HSC - (Commentary) @_SystemYaFacts]

What exactly is Edwin Sifuna's track record?

What has he achieved in his political career that Kenyans can point to and say, "This is his legacy"?

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

This was a real case from Germany.

A surgeon accidentally cut his left hand with a scalpel while removing a malignant abdominal tumour called a fibrous histiocytoma.

Five months later, a new tumour appeared at the site of the surgeon’s injured hand. Molecular testing confirmed the impossible: the surgeon had developed the same type of tumour as the patient.

Histopathological and DNA analyses showed the tumour to be genetically identical to the patient’s original cancer, indicating direct implantation of tumour cells into the wound.

The surgeon’s tumour was successfully removed. Two years later, he remained well, with no evidence of recurrence or spread.

With sharps injuries, we worry about blood-borne infections. But in exceptionally rare cases, cancer cells can also seed and implant into the wound.

📽️: Zack D Films

[霧亭 @wutingzy]

如果男人需要戴胸罩 這個設計早就出來了

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

We have literally become a KES 1000/day usage economy 🥲🥲🥲

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

while on the topic, hizo park are chill are a big contributor to drunk driving.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond

[Chemusar🇰🇪🇵🇹 @Chemusar7]

An avocado raised by both parents be like:

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[Kathes @ckathesya]

@RejiYates Lucky you.! Have tissues ready

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭