CKaz

Antiques Roadshow aficionado | @TMNTShellcast | WooPig

[CKaz @ckaz44]

The World Cup should include every country whether they want to play or not

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: FIFA reportedly considering expanding the World Cup to 64 teams in 2038, per Sports Business Journal

[CKaz @ckaz44]

Sometimes I feel like my roomba just keeps vacuuming because it’s lonely

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Me pretending to push the hold door button when someone is rushing for the elevator

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Sounds like Bezos needs to stop eating $28 lunches

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

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I know Waluigi when I see him

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Wemby in the Finals

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Cinco de Mayo on a Taco Tuesday is a sign the universe is healing

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@cooterdoodle My parents got divorced and all I got was a base set Oddish

[CKaz @ckaz44]

Peace be with you. And with your Spirit.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday

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Not sure what the big deal is with the NFL draft, I prefer the NFL final paper.

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@ChuckFBass Counterpoint:

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Who among us hasn’t lied about their Penix before?

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Luther Davis, who played college football at Alabama, allegedly impersonated Michael Penix, Xavier McKinney, and David Njoku in a multimillion dollar loan scam. Davis allegedly showed up at the loan closings in disguises that included makeup and wigs. https://t.co/ipxmWGYbFu

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@ClueHeywood When Campbell’s soup calls, you answer

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Just getting absolutely destroyed by a 8 year old in Jenga. The game has evolved

[CKaz @ckaz44]

Astronauts; they’re just like us

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

#NEWS 🚨: Artemis II crew experienced issues with Outlook this morning and had to ask ground crew for assistance

"We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

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@cooterdoodle Artemis #2

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Gave Hubert a couple hemp chews, sent him to the groomer for a doggy spa day, and he made their Facebook. Have a day buddy.

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This is an oxymoron

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. GROUND BEEF PRICE HITS NEW ALL-TIME HIGH

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It smells like updog in here