Chris

Nothing special. Kinda boring, actually.

[Chris @ckconine]

I regret I've never watched an episode of The Wire. I don't regret I've never watched an episode of Friends.

[Chris @ckconine]

@Tesla @elonmusk Got into a nasty wreck in my Model 3 in bad weather. Thanks to the safety features I was able to walk away with just a few bruises. I don’t think I could say that with many other makes of car. It even immediately dialed 911 for me. Very grateful.

[Chris @ckconine]

@Tesla @elonmusk Got into a nasty wreck in bad weather in my Model 3. Grateful for the safety features as I was able to walk away with just a few bruises. Really believe that wouldn’t be the case if I was in any other car.

[Chris @ckconine]

@ImDanaDeLorenzo is fucking cool.

[Chris @ckconine]

@Acyn According to the Bible, that would mean Watters’ earliest ancestor is a mound of dirt. Kind of makes sense in his case…

[Chris @ckconine]

@RpsAgainstTrump Can I have a dollar of yours Elon for every year until this finally happens?

[Chris @ckconine]

@LeaKThompson Although Biff ran a successful casino…

[Chris @ckconine]

Big shoutout to @theclinthoward for snagging an autograph from his brother for my Night Shift movie poster at @MegaConOrlando . You made my weekend, sir! #megacon2025

[Chris @ckconine]

Hey @danieltosh is this still valid?

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

I’m going to give away an A3 signed print of my LONGLEGS design.

To enter:

- follow me
- Like and retweet this post

The winner will be selected on the 1st of October. Good luck!

[Chris @ckconine]

Wondering if I moved on to that small dog phase of my life. #dogs #oldage #lame

[Chris @ckconine]

38 years ago Trump hating @MrJonCryer hooked up with Trump loving @KristySwansonXO in a magical moment. Why can’t we get along like that today? https://t.co/mArjYlX1aV

[Chris @ckconine]

Attention @TampaJay_

https://t.co/iLFMGCinvZ

[Chris @ckconine]

After several years I feel somewhat redeemed for the worst pic I ever took. Much love to @feliciaday for easing my shame. Thanks for the book too!

[The Soska Sisters @twisted_twins]

This is Chris.

Chris has the FIRST EVER copy of the FIRST APPEARANCE of YAIRA signed by us.

I have never signed an ISOM #1.

This was a very special con moment for me.

Very special.

Thank you, Chris. You’re the proud new owner of a piece of YAIRA HISTORY. You made our days.

♥️

#Rippaverse #Yaira #FirstAppearance #Isom #MegaCon #FuckYeah #twinning

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

I’m available for consultation

[Chris @ckconine]

Despite being known as a comedic genius it’s ironic that @ThatKevinSmith has the 7th most evil movie scene according to https://t.co/9HjDy3yOnQ . Congrats, sir! https://t.co/Srlqc8KqK9

[Chris @ckconine]

It’s Christmas time so let’s give some love to one of the greatest Christmastime characters ever: Bruce Willis as John McClane.

[Chris @ckconine]

The biggest difference between Hitler and Donald Trump is that Hitler loved dogs.

[Chris @ckconine]

Hard to believe @RyanGosling grew up to be this asshole.

[Chris @ckconine]

Hey @ChasFleischer still have your All Star Family Feud trophy?