Caroline Kelly

Beam me up, Scotty

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

It’s the first Kirkiversary AND I have to leave milk and cookies out for George Bush on the same day??

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Utah is the sober health and wellness cousin. Wisconsin is the fun drunk uncle. I will not be explaining further.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

It’s hot as hell out here and a train is on fire at Hoboken

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Going home from work early is so embarrassing like “hey boss can I go home my tummy hurts”

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Your called the Socceroos? So you admit it’s soccer?

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Good thing we’re not hosting the World Cup any time soon!!

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

1 of 2 Midtown Direct service remains diverted to Hoboken for the remainder of today, 6/1, following earlier Amtrak overhead wire and infrastructure repairs resulting from an Amtrak track fire on 5/29, in one of the Hudson River Tunnels.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Hoboken is West London and Jersey City is East London. I will not be elaborating further.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

If WW3 breaks out do I still have to go to work tomorrow?

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

What a time to not be able to pass drug test and psych exam huh

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

I fear now is a terrible time to tell the internet that in middle school I rhymed “Saddam Hussen” with “blonde with a brain”. But given the state of the world if I don’t laugh I will cry.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

I mean, warranted

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The USA and Israel were booed during the opening ceremony of the 2026 Winter Olympics.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

OR we can spend this money on: making healthcare premiums more affordable, making groceries more affordable, lowering the cost of childcare, investing in public transit and decreasing electricity costs

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Damn even NJ Transits like “can yall fucking behave”

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Every time I have something stressful or traumatic happen on my life I remember I’m a long course distance swimmer and nothing has hurt me more than the mile

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Seasoning my guy, seasoning

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here? 🍗 🍚

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

I hate when people ask how I’m doing like my life is an on fire garbage can

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Idk what it is but a power nap on the train into work hits so hard for no reason

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

@PATHTrain for the 3rd day in a row the 4:58 from exchange place to Newark is delayed. What’s going on here?

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

My friends and family trying to help me deal with some of the most traumatic and stressful I’ve ever delt with:

[Caroline Kelly @ckel54]

Sweetie all we want for Christmas is for you to run on time

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

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