Christopher Kelce

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

“Let me call you back, my cousin just picked up two white boys” #OMITB

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@CaressedxDesign

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

Y’all! I had the tremendous honor of playing drums at @waters_edge NN and leading worship with #missamerica2010 winner @_CaressaCameron! She’s got a huge heart for God and it was so much… https://t.co/sVs8IlUr1o

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@Scottcaulk @benshapiro I made this exact face when I read his reply 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@ChrisSchaw @BStypick @benshapiro A hand gun is a military grade weapon

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👨🏻 @arielleeGee @llaurenmorrris

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

Tire pressure lights across the state are coming on for the first time this morning. It’s officially cold.

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@HarleyQuinnHD @UberFacts

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@UberFacts "Quality"? Poor choice of words there @UberFacts

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

*lays in bed for a full hour trying to pretend i don’t have to pee*

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@JimGaffigan More concerned that his seatbelt isn't being worn properly...big fail @JimGaffigan

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@Wendys dominos or papa johns? 🍕🍕

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@jimmyfallon Mom to 15 yr old me: You're turning 16 next week! Have you gotten laid yet? Do you want a hooker for your birthday?! #MomQuotes

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@b_reith @Williamsburg VA! The origin of our fine country! What's better than coming back to the beginning??!!

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@llaurenmorrris Don't forget Fogarty!!

[Christopher Kelce @ckelce]

@TheWeirdWorld That's the goal

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@TinaThomsen4 @aaroncarter *youre