Colin Kerns Needs A Job

I make music, and I try to help. @TheLowryHillMurder

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“Every prisoner at Auschwitz hit their target weight.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/MjoZ6q80ZA

[The Minnesota Fart Tribune @FartTribune]

MN GOP activist Dustin Grage defends confederate flag selfie, claiming he had no way of knowing that people would pick up on his dogwhistle. When reached for comment, Grage assured us that he "has a Black friend"

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Yep. This. Exactly. This.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Ron DeSantis defends Florida’s new teaching standards because my ancestors benefitted from slavery as some of them learned trades like "being a blacksmith" instead of bearing the burden of living freely and pursuing their own dreams like white people did.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

@shiftedshaped @twintownguitars is always a good shout, and if they can’t help they’re great about pointing you to who can

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Ron DeSantis oversaw which torture programs would be the most effective at Guantanamo and has made LGBTQ+ suffering a central part of his policies.
Russell Brand isn't just working with fascists, he's actively trying to bring them to power

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

*Dueling banjos*

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Alabama has refused to create a second majority-Black congressional district, a move that could defy a recent order from the U.S. Supreme Court to give minority voters a greater voice and trigger a renewed battle over the state’s political map. https://t.co/qSjZMOPSXc

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

Oh no! And I do so love going to Lakeville and sparking one up. Oh, the disappointment.

[Luke Hellier @lukehellier]

On Monday, the Council will be discussing some changes to ordinances to put guardrails around cannabis use and sale in Lakeville. Learn more: https://t.co/YziOc4TmaT

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

Amazing record.

[Rhymesayers @rhymesayers]

On this day in 2009 Eyedea & Abilities (@djabilities) released

“By The Throat”

🎧 https://t.co/b7BMfuK1oT

[Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin]

You know what they call someone who forms alliances with Fascists? Fascists. You don't get an exemption because you were funny a very long time ago.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Honestly, this isn't amusing to me at all. Not even as a sarcastic or cynical exercise. When I sold 150 hours of television to Time Warner HBO, nothing in the contracts suggested the material could be mixed with material from other writers and vomited back as product. Fuck AI.

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

Shut up and serve your time, murderer.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

The Minnesota Supreme Court has denied Derek Chauvin's bid to review his conviction for second-degree murder in the killing of George Floyd more than three years ago. One of Chauvin's attorneys said he will now take the case to the U.S. Supreme Court.
https://t.co/hsbLCjFQ22

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Justice Roberts refused to testify in a hearing on SCOTUS ethics.

Thomas and Alito accepted luxury vacations from GOP megadonors.

Gorsuch sold property to the CEO of a law firm that argues cases before the Court.

The Supreme Court is off the rails. Here's how we can fix it.

[Colin Kerns Needs A Job @CKerns]

@MarthaYoung So you're telling me some people... like him?

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Moms For Liberty:

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

It’s your willful ignorance that breaks my heart. You don’t care about what is true and you most certainly do not care about our country’s children. Every day you say what you think you need to to survive. You’re drowning in service to your ego. You have not improved a single struggling child’s life.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Inflation rates around the world:

Argentina: 116%
Turkey: 38.2%
United Kingdom: 8.7%
Australia: 7%
Germany: 6.4%
South Africa: 6.3%
Netherlands: 5.7%
Mexico: 5.06%
France: 4.5%
Canada: 3.4%
United States: 2.97%

Every single Republican voted against the Inflation Reduction Act.