Cole Kessinger 🐀

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS!

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

*takes sip*

Omg, this lavender latte is giving me life right now.

*Geometic deer tattoo appears on left forearm*

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

How many Tums are you legally allowed to eat in one day? Cause I feel like I be flirting with that number on a daily basis.

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

Putting my toilet paper on the wrong way to remind myself that nothing in life is free and everything must be earned through strife.

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

I don’t care about mercury or Gatorade, all I care about is if the dog had bones or no bones.

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

My only source of serotonin is tiny lettuce

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

Every church has this coffee table

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

Amanda bought a jade roller today and now it’s her entire personality.

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

A little louder for those in the back.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Abolish the death penalty.

Let’s say it together Twitter...

Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty
Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the death penalty.

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

I was absolutely convinced this was a weirdly specific joke, and then I saw this...

[sufjan stevens @uptowncunt]

drake bell dead ass changed his name to drake campana and makes spanish music now and moved to mexico because everyone in the US found out he abused his girlfriend

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

#MementoMori

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

We need to make a stand today! https://t.co/UJ7oS2ax1G @Jack_Septic_Eye

If you can donate, please do!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Found this extra @dbrand AirPods Pro while cleaning the studio. Time for another quarantine giveaway!

RT and be following for a chance to win these! I’ll ship anywhere in the world. Winner selected in 24 hours 🙌🏾

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!

Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch

Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours.

Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

Forbidden corn dogs

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

No one:

Capitalism: during these tough times, it’s more important than ever to be a good neighbor. That’s why we’re including 90 month financing and deferred payments...

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

Just watched the latest installment of the Star Wars. Here is what I have to say.

J. J. ABRAMS IS A COWARD FOR NOT INCLUDING A RAW, INTIMATE SEX SCENE BETWEEN PALPATINE AND HIS LOVER!

[Cole Kessinger 🐀 @ckessinger13]

*Harry Potter falling from Hagrid's arms after pretending to be dead*

Voldemort:

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

getting a good night's sleep:
- boring
- too dark
- i just go unconscious ??

drinking 27 cups of coffee:
- lit af
- terrifies my roommate craig
- i can see god

[Cas van de Pol @kn0nker]

The Lion King (1994) in full!

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

Here’s a video of a guy putting a camera on a sushi conveyer belt. It’s wonderful. Every table has a little story!