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I take my reality with a splash of sarcasm and a heap of self deprecation

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

#MHWilds Free Title Update 1: April 3 PT / April 4 BST!

🦊 Mizutsune
❕ HR Zoh Shia
🎉 The Grand Hub
⚡ Arch-Tempered Rey Dau
🌸 Festival of Accord: Blossomdance

The end of May brings a Capcom collab and more!

In summer comes TU2, where a long-awaited monster re-emerges...

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@METAPCs METAPCs

[Catsuka @catsuka]

Preview of "Scavengers Reign" Season 2.
Unfortunately, this new season has not yet been greenlighted.
So the creators of the show & Green Street studio produced this concept trailer in-house.
Full video >> https://t.co/TQKe8g4I5l
cc @josephbennett00 @charleshuettner

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Shouting it from the rooftops 🗣️

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I am BEGGING you all to watch this. One of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen and the only way it gets a season 2 is if people tune in on Netflix. HBO already cancelled it once, but it’s getting a new life on Netflix. I promise you won’t regret watching it.

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Treat yourself to nearly 8 inches of Khezu with the Capcom Figure Builder Creator's Model, releasing on Oct 17th! Pre-order now.

👄 https://t.co/kMnI5uvP1w

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@METAPCs We love free

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The fact that the grinch’s gay mothers were having a swingers party the night they found him? Iconic.

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Y’all remember all those frozen yogurt places that popped up from 2012-2014? I hope they’re flying high up in heaven 👼

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Hello I return from my hiatus to say, watch Scavenger’s Reign. Goodbye

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Happy pride!

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Pat Robertson is dead. What a glorious day 🙌

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Kesha’s new album is so trippy and sonically interesting. I love her

[Joshy McCroo - His Majesty the Worm Out Now! @riseupcomus]

Pascal's Wager is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of I swear

[brynn🕳️ @brynnposting]

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@CollinRugg Idk who you are but this is the stupidest fucking take I’ve ever seen. Like, I’ve never seen a more brain dead tweet. Is it an NRA ghost tweet? Are you a bot? Indoctrinated? Or are you just gonna try to run for congress in a deep red district?

[Chris Stedman @ChrisDStedman]

Oh my god

[Atomic Annie @_AtomicAnnie]

So close! He is actually dead ❤️

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EEAAO DESERVES