Christine

I love to listen to music and being a working Mom! It’s a struggle sometimes. My kids won’t remember a messy house but they’ll remember the fun we had.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I know everyone hates them but this is why HOAs exist.

[Rep. Bennie G. Thompson @BennieGThompson]

We cannot stress this enough:

Republicans want to reward these thugs with YOUR tax dollars.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.

But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops.

These are sick, corrupt people.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA went from drain the swamp to synchronized swimming in it.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If you honestly believe that any of the violent 1,600 rioters that stormed the Capitol and beat cops with flagpoles and fire extinguishers on January 6th deserves ONE CENT of our hard-earned tax dollars, you are a DISGRACE and an asshole.

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Almost. Two. Billion. Dollars.

For guys like this.

(are you angry? You should be.)

[Christine @ckhounlo]

@TheRealRhllor @YannickBuccella Rural Iowa healthcare is crap. My parents have to travel at least once a month over an hour for appointments.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cooper. He tried to politely decline the blowout, but apparently it's a nonnegotiable part of his spa package. 13/10

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The wolves losing Dante AND Ant was objectively the worst thing that happened in this country last night

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

Damn a ballroom!

Get the cost of living down asshole!!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I KNEW IT. THIS WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE THE SETUP FOR “THIS IS WHY WE NEED A BALLROOM.”

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

[Covie @covie_93]

All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

[Christine @ckhounlo]

This couldn’t have came out on a better day. My daughter texted me mid morning saying the pressures of life are too much today and she didn’t know if she could do it anymore. I came home from work and we went for a 2 mile walk and watched it together. ❤️

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

A little glimpse into the last few years of my life at home and on tour is out now on @netflix in Noah Kahan: Out of Body. I really hope you enjoy it.

[` @lisaawrites]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.

[Christine @ckhounlo]

@koshiz Or when your phone makes videos with your kids pictures. Like in memorial videos.