ckinfla

🌺Cheers Leader, Cookbook Author, Writer, Wifey. Bonus Ma to 2 Super Yng Adults.Totally Adorkable. Det🦁Fan4-evr. Holds land record for Sashay.BEKIND.

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I got dumb thoughts brewin’. Prepare accordingly.
#hanstine

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Why does the state of Florida between Cape Coral and Fort Myers smell like weed? Is uncle Snoop Dogg in the state and I don’t know about it?

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@Products How bout @Burberry givin me, a plain ol American in FL, a chance to throw a really bitchin house party in signature styyyyle! I’d be doin dat RIIIIGHT! #forreal #ohigotdis

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This. I read it & FELT it. Like mashed potatoes & meatloaf: comfort.💕🌺🥰
#hanstine #comfort #safespace

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What if the Hokey Pokey really WAS what it’s all about?
#hanstine

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Oh. The #hanstine ? It’s Hans & Christine. All the cool couples do it. I… think.
#hanstine

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Got wedding anniv 10 years in Apr & bday 55 in Nov. How to cele? Booze piñata? Naked jump in the Gulf? Sleep? Fuuuuck.
#hanstine

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I took the Bugs Bunny turn & when I was 24 I lived in Albuquerque for a year. Daffy Duck ended up in Pismol Beach tho.
#hanstine #beforeiwasstepmom

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Fuck. Why am I here. Not a question, just a wtf moment. #hanstine #isanybodyhere

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@joeybagovdonuts She liked the tube steak boogie.
#what

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I can dropkick a Murphy like nuthin.
#intrusivethoughts #what

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@joeybagovdonuts 2, bro.

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Was told ‘You’re a crazy woman! That’s what I like about you.’
THAT is nevah a bad thing.
#letyourcrazyflagfly

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I've been runnin' my mouth about a Cookbook, Aprons & https://t.co/OtIHejEOTd I'm jumpin' in &DOIN' https://t.co/EVv9EwQpqM bout you help me out& give this a #RT to recommend me to pals. It doesn't cost anything to support a new project.Plz, TY &let's yum!
Cheers~ CK #cookbook

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@FifthThird Bologna. Total bologna. You don’t work on the side of ‘the little guy.’

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Oh @FifthThird - you’re not making banking a #53better by not giving me access to my funds on a Sunday. It’s @NFL football season & no access to my funds even after AN HOUR online with customer service. #53rdworse

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Super disappointed in @FifthThird Bank & their archaic banking practice of not making checking funds available after a deposit of the weekend. Hey… 2004 called & wants their way to do banking back. #badbusiness #thatsnottheway

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@WisnewskiH4 Coach Bass was a stand up guy. So happy for the love you get everywhere.💛💪🏽You rock, kiddo! You do.🥹☺️ #superproud

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