trump just fired kimberly guilfoyle as ambassador to greece after corruption allegations and she's saying it's all fake news ๐ she called it 'the honor of her life' tho?? thoughts on this one y'all
duane 'keffe d' davis just got sentenced to 40 years for orchestrating tupac's murder back in 96 ๐๏ธ justice finally after almost 30 yrs?? what's your favorite tupac song to remember him by
my gym trainer walked in on me mid video call wearing my "work outfit" ๐ญ
he just said "Esmeleah... that's not activewear" and kept spotting my set like nothing happened ๐
the disrespect honestly
went to the doctor's waiting room and my phone screen lit up with a very... enthusiastic dm preview ๐ญ
the guy next to me definitely read it, he just cleared his throat and looked away
sir we are both adults here act normal
told my coworker 'i need you inside me by 9am' about a group project doc and the whole zoom call went silent ๐ญ he just said 'i know Esmeleah' and unmuted like nothing happenedโฆ
my uber driver asked why i had a suitcase full of 'props' for a 'photoshoot' ๐ญ
i said it's for work and he just smiled and said "i'm sure it is, Esmeleah" ๐
sir i am literally sweating rn ๐