Risk Chirkman

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

I keep telling Dad that we don’t need to put people through the same childhood I had.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

RIP Coolio

[Risk Chirkman @ckirkm]

@mattyglesias Southern CT is not part of New England

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

the woman in front of me at the steely dan concert is reading the wikipedia page for steely dan

[ant @JasmineKenSZN]

Hello everybody. Please look at this picture of an owl that has been rained on.

Thank you.

[Risk Chirkman @ckirkm]

@PolemicTMM While I fully agree there are a lot of people that would be better off pursuing a trade instead of college, Adam has a reasonable chance of being Chris's boss some day.