Clark Kent

Engineer • Hustler • Weirdo
Culér • Raver •
Believer •

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

We absolutely shouldn't sell Ferran man🤦‍♂️

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

You don't use your brain enough, sadly

[.. @BodegaaCat]

You have no shame

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@notebucks @businesscat0x @BodegaaCat Did you stop to think that his faced was used again today because of that same reason???

His face was used again because, he was the best on the pitch for Australia
Whether they win or not, doesn't change that does it?

So would you rather he used his face only when they win?

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@julssmeow You alright Julia?
What happened?

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@_clarkie__ Well said😂

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

Stupidity is thinking the highest goal scored is the greatest goal scored when someone else has a better goal per game ratio

Even worse to think that person is the GOAT when he's not even the player with the most trophies overall and hasn't even won a world cup

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@_clarkie__ Lazy ass😂

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

I'm gonna be single for time bro
Cba to persist after she dropped the I'd rather eat alone line😞

God help me

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

OUT:
Christensen
Ter Stegen
Pena
Casado
Lewy
Ansu😭
Hector🥲
Ferran (min 50m)
Araujo (optional)

IN:
Cancelo (probably in the works already tbh)
Senesi
Vuskovic (optional)
Barcola
Promote Xavi, Jofre, Patricio, Hamza and Fernandez brothers
Get a low-budget dev LW (optional)

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

@weirdstonerg1rl Bunnyyy
So cute!

Did you survive unscathed? 😂

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

Folks, let's have some fun shall we?😂

If you can see this, send this prompt to chat gpt, let's see your responses

"Use what you know about me to roast me with one line"

If you haven't, change your settings to allow chatgpt access chat memories
Mine's a bit soft😂

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@slideawcy @slideawcy congrats on the win

We gon talk now? And plan the movie night?

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@slideawcy Yk, I sent a whole bunch of other messages, none got your attention, tried this and it worked

How come?
You only respond when it's a jab/tease as opposed when its a compliment of intent?

C'mon Shai, unblock let's talk, please 🌹

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

Cool 😂😂

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

Bunch of clowns in RFEF

Very intentional this, and they almost got away with it

That shii coulda cost us the league
And we're supposed to just make do with an apology
Pathetic bunch

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@_clarkie__ @julssmeow Julia, we need to talk

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@julssmeow Juls...

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@julssmeow @_clarkie__ Please? @julssmeow

[Clark Kent @ckkent_]

@julssmeow @_clarkie__ Julia, remove the block let's talk
Idek what I did wrong 😭

@julssmeow

[The Weird Engr 🧸 @_clarkie__]

This is just hilarious tbh 😂
Somehow, Madrid getting stuff like this overlooked has become part of the game for them in the UCL