Crydra 🔜 your dad's bed

Actually being creative this year, I swear!
Find me in content or streaming, either way the reward money will be worth it.
he/him

[Crydra 🔜 your dad's bed @CKL_Crydra]

This is my dream blunt rotation.

Want nothing more than to light some doobies and talk about who we are.

[Gun of the day @Gunofthednx]

Today’s gun is the Mauser 1895 bolt action rifle!

This gun is known fo-

Wait, what? Are you serious??

Nothing else??? Really?? You’re gonna make me put *that* in here??

*frantically flips through notes*

There’s no way… this is, this is
it? This is the only notable use???

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[Ruby @RVBYRVBY]

My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job

[turbomander @turbomander]

sex with me is like a metroidvania *looks up what makes a game a metroidvania* …large interconnected world, non-linear progression… damn it, sex with me is nothing like this ...

[shujo @ShujoBoi]

guys they’re right. we should have hired exclusive gay pedophiles to really be authentic to ancient greece’s practices.

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

You go to the only piece of writing that is universally agreed to be more impactful and legendary than The Odyssey, of course: Metal Gear Solid

[august @regularaugust]

The whole grocery store Binding of Isaac items now

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Today marks the 250th anniversary of one of humanity's brightest, strongest, and most influential dreams – the American Dream of an independent, free, and prosperous nation that defends people's freedom, faith, and the pursuit of happiness.

That dream has endured many trials. It did not merely survive – it has, for two and a half centuries now, served as an example for other nations and helped the entire humanity stand firm and become freer. This was especially important in the 20th century, when America helped save the world from the rule of tyrants and built the alliances and partnerships that, for the first time, gave a large part of humanity lasting peace and the opportunity to develop in freedom.

Now, in the 21st century, America's influence and importance are certainly no less. And we see that particularly clearly in Ukraine, which is fighting for its independence, freedom, and our people's right to happiness with much the same hope, the same purpose, and the same determination with which Americans won and defended their own independence.

We deeply value the support of the United States, especially now, during Russia's full-scale war against Ukraine. American weapons – from the Javelins that President Trump decided to give to Ukraine to the Patriots that most reliably protect the lives of our people – everything the United States has provided to help us defend our country demonstrates the strength of the American spirit, American resolve, and American technology.

And we know the value of all these words better than anyone. When we ask America for Patriots, we believe that the values of respect for life and for people that prevailed 250 years ago will prevail again today. The world needs the kind of leadership that guarantees protection for freedom and for life.

I wish America a happy Fourth of July, the President of the United States and all Americans every success, and all of us around the world who value America – fruitful cooperation. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." That is what unites all of us – all who respect America and thank America today.

May the dreams of free people always triumph over the evil and hatred of those who seek to destroy freedom. America, thank you! I am confident that if we're in it together, we'll definitely achieve peace! Congratulations on your Independence Day!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Was thinking about a post I saw complaining the concept ‘gold star lesbians’ creates an oppressive hierarchy (lesbiarchy?) w a dick touched underclass or w/e - discourse normally outside my lane tbh but - for pride month I wanted to offer this alternative award to those left out

[turbomander @turbomander]

oh curses, i tripped and accidentally unsheathed the cursed blade of kissing each other sloppy style again! ahhh goddesses damn it all, and we just put it back in its sheathe too! *applying chapstick* well i guess lets get this over with if we must

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”

[Crydra 🔜 your dad's bed @CKL_Crydra]

@ShujoBoi It might apply to Reagan's grave if I keep pissing on it

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[shujo @ShujoBoi]

oh how my country falls

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

It’s not your expression, it’s a machine given words that it uses to create a consensus of how other people have expressed it. Expression is your voice, not the voices of others serrated and dragged through a machine made to mimic your mouth. You express nothing, you forfeit your voice to allow the rest of humanity to speak for you. Here, you even say the ultimate goal is the erasure of human voices. Your “expression” leads to a lack of humanity, not a furtherance of it. Every iteration and invention of art has found new ways to allow us to culminate the human experience through sensation, but generative AI is cancer, it’s the cells of what we’ve already built spinning ad nauseam until all we “make” is what others have already made. It’s a dead end and lifeless, and goes against whatever spirit, soul, or God gave us the gift of creation in the first place.