Cort K

love is like cheese. more please.

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again.

[Preston Crosby @PrestonC90]

This announcer just said Chubb carries a big load... #GoDawgs

[Cort K @cklusack]

Good morning @ScottyKOnAir and @RileyCouture 😉#ThingsAreGettingPrettySerious

[Cort K @cklusack]

My phone just picked up somebody's wifi on 75 titled "NoAngleJustDangle" lol

[Cort K @cklusack]

@ScottyKOnAir we could've been thunder buddies fo life ☔️⚡️

[Cort K @cklusack]

@ScottyKOnAir how did you miss out on a pic with this? 😜

[Cort K @cklusack]

Company Photo Shoot. orangetheorybuckhead #lovemyjpb http://t.co/moRQGpYiaP

[Cort K @cklusack]

Take a guess as to how many mini milky ways are in bag. Have a number? That's how many I ate.

[Cort K @cklusack]

“@nikesoccer: Every four years, the world expects phenomenal soccer. It's time. #riskeverything
https://t.co/48WHIwgImC” this is awesome

[Cort K @cklusack]

It blows my mind how much you can be affected by a negative person. It's the little things in life, people. Be thankful for love.

[Cort K @cklusack]

How in the hell did I go from working this late to waking up for work this early? #SOS

[Cort K @cklusack]

Pavel cutting the ribbon for our Grand Opening in Buckhead! Love my team! #OTF http://t.co/k9dVg0ytUN

[Cort K @cklusack]

wtf happened to country music. First time I've turned a country station on in a while and the last. Conway and Hank rollin in their graves.

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

If you see me wearing red lipstick there's a 60% chance it's actually marinara sauce

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery.

[Cort K @cklusack]

Hey in case anyone was wondering, the Honda Value Package does NOT make it 45 miles after the gas light comes on. #TheMoreYouKnow

[Cort K @cklusack]

I love the camaraderie that forms when jackholes try to zoom to the front of a lane and then try and sneak in. #roadrage