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[The good gal 💥😍 ❤️🍷 @Pliam_]

Lunno Silwakugwa 🤣🙌🙌

[Ben Mwine 🇺🇬 π @benmwine]

Naye @FunFactory256 muli basilu nyo nyo nyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Timothy Kalyegira @TimKalyegira]

A skit by Fun Factory, yes, but it captures the true State of the Nation today so well.

Everything has been reduced to the lowest common denominator in decorum, and institutions have been replaced by phone calls to whichever feudal overlord appointed you.

[Timothy Kalyegira @TimKalyegira]

Justine Nameere has a file on everyone in the country.

Anyone who takes her on, she casually brings out their dirt, whether true or false.

She's the real NRM Chief Whip.

She might even have dirt on M7. If he ever drops her from the cabinet, she unleashes dirt on him.

[Acholi goddd @sk_bongomin93]

Nameere thought the same way she threatens her husband at home can work on Tabz🤣🤣🤣🙌

[Charz🍃 @charrz__]

How UBC always has money to buy rights to these competitions is a mystery

[布拉 @ckosdr]

@charrz__ You will know why at halftime it returns with luweero documentaries

[Brayo🇺🇬 @Ntalebrian22]

Breaking.

I have became the 200 person @HEBobiwine follows on X.

As of now, can't breathe.

[Mey-tha$👩🏽‍⚕️😎 @marthameyveis]

Then someone comes up with some shitty policy that Intern Doctors should not be paid!!!!!

Those people are mad btw!

[HON. Michael LUBOWA @MichealLMarvin1]

The way I don't like Nameere, I might get @NinyeTabz a ticket to the world cup.

[Gin @MamaKidongo]

1 Kampala pothole and those Northern bypass thugs and the series is over

[Brightos🐷 @Brighto_Dynasty]

Yigura comment section tukuhe nyoko

[W🧸 @witch59314]

We thank you madam president Achilla for entrusting our safety and security to the right person. He came out in the right time to save the whole TL against Nameere

[Akido @akido256]

This is X not TikTok, here Tabz tasobya

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Taking you back in time!

🎥 by @bukeddeonline

[Uganda Medical Association @TheUMAofficial]

#PayAllMedicalInterns

[Angella Nakiyuka Kebirungi @ANakiyuka85748]

Liirino ebbeere elyayoonsa Yesu naasiiba ennaku makumi ana

[Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA) @KCCAUG]

Talk to us and our teams will swing into action!

#ForALivableCity

[HON. Michael LUBOWA @MichealLMarvin1]

Nze sizaala baana babi nga gwe nyabo and secondly nawe oli kikazi kikulu lwakuba tolina mageezi kati lowooza tonakula.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.